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1.27.2007
1.26.2007
NOBELA
Ngumiti kahit na napipilitan
Kahit pa sinasadya
Mo akong masaktan paminsan-minsan
Bawat sandali na lang
Tulad mo ba akong nahihirapan
Lalo’t naiisip ka
Di ko na kaya pa na kalimutan
Bawat sandali na lang
[chorus]
At aalis magbabalik
At uuliting sabihin
Na mahalin ka’t sambitin
Kahit muling masaktan
Sa pag-alis
Ako’y magbabalik
At sana naman
Sa isang marikit na alaala’y
Pangitaing kay ganda
Sana nga’y pagbigyan
Na ng tadhana
Bawat sandali na lang
Sumabay sa biglang pagkabahala’t
Lumabis ang pagtataka
Tunay na pagsintang di alintana
Bawat sandali na lang
[repeat chorus]
[repeat 1st stanza]
[repeat chorus]
Nobela by Join The Club
Nobela by Join The Club
Kahit pa sinasadya
Mo akong masaktan paminsan-minsan
Bawat sandali na lang
Tulad mo ba akong nahihirapan
Lalo’t naiisip ka
Di ko na kaya pa na kalimutan
Bawat sandali na lang
[chorus]
At aalis magbabalik
At uuliting sabihin
Na mahalin ka’t sambitin
Kahit muling masaktan
Sa pag-alis
Ako’y magbabalik
At sana naman
Sa isang marikit na alaala’y
Pangitaing kay ganda
Sana nga’y pagbigyan
Na ng tadhana
Bawat sandali na lang
Sumabay sa biglang pagkabahala’t
Lumabis ang pagtataka
Tunay na pagsintang di alintana
Bawat sandali na lang
[repeat chorus]
[repeat 1st stanza]
[repeat chorus]
Nobela by Join The Club
Nobela by Join The Club
1.24.2007
PHONOGRAPH AND PORNOGRAPH
PORNOGRAPH ESTE PHONOGRAPH NI EDISON
WANTED IMMEDIATELY: SPONSOR
ATTENTION: VICTORIA SECRET, TRIUMPH, SOGO, KATSA FACTORY AND GAWAAN NG SAKO NG HARINA
GUARANTEED MEDIA MILEAGE AND SURE "PUBLIC EXPOSURE"
PINILAHAN NAMIN
WANTED IMMEDIATELY: SPONSOR
ATTENTION: VICTORIA SECRET, TRIUMPH, SOGO, KATSA FACTORY AND GAWAAN NG SAKO NG HARINA
GUARANTEED MEDIA MILEAGE AND SURE "PUBLIC EXPOSURE"
PINILAHAN NAMIN
1.22.2007
TOILET HUMOUR ET. AL.
WHAT A COOL CAR! "SOBRANG LAKAS NG AIRCON"
EXECUTIVE LOO
C.R. PARA SA MGA EXHBITIONIST
URINALS INSPIRED BY JENNIFER ANISTON AND OTHER JILTED LOVERS (NATOROTOT)
TRONO NG HARI. LOO FOR HER MAJESTY. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
Pasensiya na po wala lang magawa. Na-inspire lang ako ng mga pics na nasa email ko kaya naisipan ko lang silang lagyan ng mga description at titles. Ang tao nga naman kapag walang magawa...
EXECUTIVE LOO
C.R. PARA SA MGA EXHBITIONIST
URINALS INSPIRED BY JENNIFER ANISTON AND OTHER JILTED LOVERS (NATOROTOT)
TRONO NG HARI. LOO FOR HER MAJESTY. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
Pasensiya na po wala lang magawa. Na-inspire lang ako ng mga pics na nasa email ko kaya naisipan ko lang silang lagyan ng mga description at titles. Ang tao nga naman kapag walang magawa...
1.15.2007
PICS FROM MY EMAIL
1.11.2007
4WARDED BY BATCHMATES
PINOY ITO!
Once upon a time in China , there lived a happy couple,
Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine , Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.
So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs.Chan told them , "Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code to describe your experiences" .
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
Mr. & Mrs.Chan got the first letter.
It was from Elaine . They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard
Chartered advertisement. "Ah! Here it is!" exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY." Mr & Mrs. Chan were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena . The content was simple. "NESCAFE" . So again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it
is"..... 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP.' Mr. and Mrs Chan jumped for joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella . The Chans became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure it out. The code was "PHILIPPINE AIRLINES". Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically. ...... "Ah! Here it is! " Mrs. Chan grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ....
THUMP!... she fell off her chair... The Airline's motto was...
"7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP."
FW: Safety on the road.
The National Highway
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.
Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!
Once upon a time in China , there lived a happy couple,
Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine , Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.
So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs.Chan told them , "Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code to describe your experiences" .
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
Mr. & Mrs.Chan got the first letter.
It was from Elaine . They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard
Chartered advertisement. "Ah! Here it is!" exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY." Mr & Mrs. Chan were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena . The content was simple. "NESCAFE" . So again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it
is"..... 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP.' Mr. and Mrs Chan jumped for joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella . The Chans became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure it out. The code was "PHILIPPINE AIRLINES". Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically. ...... "Ah! Here it is! " Mrs. Chan grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ....
THUMP!... she fell off her chair... The Airline's motto was...
"7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP."
FW: Safety on the road.
The National Highway
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.
Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!
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