12.02.2007

NONITO DONAIRE WINS BY TKO ON THE 8TH ROUND


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11.14.2007

PAGSABOG SA BATASANG PAMBANSA!


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10.31.2007

FRIENDS

I Am Your Friend poetry

You may not have ever seen me
But you know that I am here.
You can feel me in your heart
As you enter each new day.

I will always be there for you
I am your friend.

Someone to share the good times
As well as the bad.
I make no judgments by what you say
I just listen with my heart and
Hope to be of help in anyway I can.

I will be there for you now and forever
And always please remember
I am your friend!

True Friendship

True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart.
When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing.
True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found
It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character.
True friendship does not need elaborate gifts
Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued.
To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction,
True friendship only needs a few key ingredients:
Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust,
Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing.
These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor,
Can make a friendship last a lifetime!
This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful
Special ingredients You've brought to my life!
Pass this on to such a friend!


- Author Unknown





friends - friends

6.15.2007

HIS EMINENCE GAUDENCIO CARDINAL ROSALES


We were blessed and humbled by the presence of His Eminence Cardinal
Gaudencio Rosales Archbishop of Manila. He was here in Queenstown for two days with four other pinoy priest based in Auckland and Christchurch for a visit and he celebrated a mass in our parish Saint Joseph Church for pinoy and kiwi parishioners.
A native of Batangas Cardinal Rosales is a relative on the Mayo side of our family. His mother is a first cousin of the great filipino nationalist and senator Don Claro Mayo Recto.
Sa inyo po mahal namin at pinipitagang Mamay Cardinal maraming maraming salamat po at hindi namin malilimutan ang maksaysayang araw na nakadaupang palad namin kayo. Mabuhay po kayo sampu ng mga kaparian ng pinoy priest na nakabase dito sa New Zealand.

6.08.2007

KIWI SPEAKING TAGALOG


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5.01.2007

MGA KANDIDATO SA LALAWIGAN NG BATANGAS AT LIPA

GOVERNOR
Marcos Mandanas
Nestor Sanares, PMP.
Armando Sanchez (r), Kampi; and
Vilma Santos, Lakas-CMD.

VICE-GOVERNOR
Praxedes Bustamante.
Edwin Ermita, Lakas-CMD.
Christoper de Leon, Uno.
Jose Antonio Leviste III, Kampi; and
Fortunata Magsombol, KBL

House of Representatives

District 1
Raymund Apacible, Uno; and
Eileen Buhain (r), Lakas-CMD

District 2
Orestes Cabigao, Lakas-CMD*.
Luis Gutierrez.
Hermilando Mandanas (r), L.P.; and
Edgar Mendoza, Kampi

District 3
Nelson Collantes, Kampi; and
Victoria Hernandez (r), Lakas-CMD

District 4
Mark Mendoza, NPC.
Richard Recto, Uno; and
Meynard Sabili, LDP

LIPA
Registered voters: 121,812.



MAYOR
Eric Africa, Kampi.
Oscar Gozos, Lakas; and
Mario Panganiban, PMP.



VICE-MAYOR

Donato Linatoc, Kampi.
Lydio Lopez Jnr (r), Lakas; and
Venecer Morales, PMP.



COUNCILOR
Independent
Ramiro Mindanao; and
Nonato Monfero.

PMP
Ramir Bathan.
Cecile Lipa.
Dennis Maralit.
Rizale Martin.
Jonie Mosca.
Ponciano Recio.
Teresita Reyes.
Jobe Sambayan.
Danilo Alvarez Jnr.
Noel Villanueva.

Lakas
Leonilo Catipon (r).
Solomon de Jesus (r).
Concepcion Hernandez.
Romy Macasaet III (r).
Dominador Mauhay (r).
Aries Mendoza (r).
Raul Montealto.
Avior Ricafort (r).
Merlo Silva (r).

Kampi
Dy Pang Lim (r).
Cayetano Gandeza Jnr.
Guillermo Ilagan.
Virgilio Librea.
Miguel Lina III.
Sonny Magmanlac.
Aletha Mangubat.
Andres Pesa.
Edwin Ronquillo.
Roy Sangalang.

NPC
Ralph-Peter Umali.

3.18.2007

THE GAMBLER



THE GAMBLER

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

ANG BUHAY AY ISANG SUGAL.

3.13.2007

AL GORE: THE CLIMATE CRISIS



Kailan pa kaya magigising ang mga tao?

3.06.2007

BATANGAS TELESERYE-TAKBO VILMA TAKBO!

Ang politika sa aming lalawigan ay walang pinagkaiba sa plot ng tele-serye. Punong-puno ng drama, kontrobersiya, away pamilya(Recto Vs. Recto), aksyon (Sanchez vs. Ricky Recto) at iba iba pang sangkap para sa patok na tele-novela. May Vilma Santos na sa gobernador ay may Christopher De Leon pang tatakbo sa pagka-bise gobernador. Ala eh ang masasabi ko na lamang eh abangan ang susunod na kabanata!
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3.03.2007

BIKINING ITIM

BIKINING ITIM
Bert Dominic

Sa `yong inaakala nalimot na kita
Gayong ako ay laging tapat sa `yo sinta
Buhat nang mawala ka ako ay nagdurusa
Kahit ka nagtampo sana'y malaman mo
Mahal pa rin kita

Hinanap ka sa disco beerhouse at restaurant
Mayro'ng nakapagsabing ika'y nasa japan
Ako'y nangungulila ng anim na buwan
Dahil mahal kita alang-alang sa `yo
Magtitiis ako

Ang iniingat-ingatan ko kaisa-isang bikini mo
Na tinatago-tago ko pa
At katabi sa pagtulog ko
Ako'y dumadalangin na kahit manawari
Huwag sanang sungkitin bikini mong itim
Na alay mo sa `kin

Ang iniingat-ingatan ko kaisa-isang bikini mo
Na tinatago-tago ko pa
At katabi sa pagtulog ko
Ako'y dumadalangin na kahit manawari
Huwag sanang sungkitin bikini mong itim
Na alay mo sa `kin

Huwag sanang sungkitin bikini mong itim
Na alay mo sa `kin

Huwag sanang sungkitin bikini mong itim
Na alay mo sa `kin


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2.14.2007

2 WHEELS WONDER

KAYA MO BA ITO?




2.12.2007

PAILALIM KUNG DUMALI

Ano ga ang blogspot na ito at sapilitang pinalitan kahit ayaw kong mag-move out sa bago nilang edisyon. Hinuli nila ako sa log-in ko at hindi na ako makawala sa kanilang bitag.
Blogging inang yan eh, ayos din naman ang kanilang padahak parang mga politiko na magaling dumali ng pailalim. Padadamahin ka ng padadahamin hindi mo alam na may hidden agenda pala, kelan kaya malilipol ang mga anak ng putakting mga politikong iyan na matagal ng humuthot ng kaban ng yaman ng ating bayan. Kung ako lang ay makakatagpo ng mahiwagang lampara yan ang kauna-unahang hihilingin ko, mag-disapir lahat na mga gahaman at buhong na mga taong nagsasamantala sa katayuan at kapangyarihang kanilang kinaluluklukan.
Bago tayo tuluyang mapalaot sa dagat ng pagkamuhi at kawalan ng pag-asa sa kahabag-habag at lugmok na kalagayan ng politika sa ating bansa, mabalik nga tayo sa blogspot, mga kablogkada saan ga magandang mag-migrate o maglipat ng blog kung sakaling ayaw mo na dito sa blogspot. May alam ga kayong libre na malilipatan o makigaya na rin ako sa ilan sa inyo na magbayad para may sariling dot com. Ano kaya ang magandang titulo? garci.com (after com. garcillano), com.com ( commision at commision pa rin in honor of our politicians at mga corrupt na government officials), ti.com (para sa mga tikom ang bibig sa mga anomalya ang kabuktutang nakikita sa kanilang kapaligiran), hin.com (wag madumi ang isip, hin. para sa mga taong hindi makahindi at makatanggi sa tukso at kinang ng salapi, nagpapagamit kahit isangla ang puso at kaluluwa magkamal lang ng limpak limpak na kuwarta. Ok na ok rin ito para sa mga yes mam at yes sir na opisyales, hindi makahindi sa utos ng mga nakakataas kahit alam nilang mali ang inuutos basta mapabuti lang ang kanilang kalagayan at katayuan kahit na karamihan ay mapasama.) O sige mga kabloblogyan, bago ako magpaalam may maiimungkahi ga kayong ngalan ng dot com. (hin dot com, mukhang maganda nga yata yon ah may dating, kaya lang baka mapagkamalang sex site, mag-flag tuloy ako!)

2.01.2007

FLIPFLOPNAS, BAYAN NANG HUNYANGONG MASISIBA

PRUTAS NA PAMBANSA (STAR FRUIT, para sa mga politikong balimbing at mga "star" o artistang kahit hindi kwalipikado ay lakas loob na ginagamit kanilang popularidad para makuha inaasam nilang posisyon ng kapangyarihan)

NATIONAL ANTHEM (CHARMA KAMELEON ni Boy George, paboritong tugtog ng mga politikong walang prinsipyong, animo'y mga hunyango na pabago-bago ng partido at paninindigan para lamang maisulong ang kanilang pansariling kapakanan o shall i say kasakiman.Tulad in ni Boy George na ang kasarian ay di tiyak, paninindigan nila ay di tiyak, mga damuhong lintyak.)

PAMBANSANG HAYOP (CHAMELEON,may hayop pa bang mas babagay sa mga walang prinsipyong mga tao na pabago-bago ng kulay at paninindigan para masila ang kanilang mga biktima, pero kung ang buwaya ay may kakayahan na magpalit ng kulay gaya ng chameleon mas bagay na bagay ito na pambansang hayop ng Flipflopnas)
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ADMINISTRASYON, OPOSISYON HANGAD LANG PUMOSISYON.
KAPAG NASA POSISYON, ANG LAKI NANG KOMISYON.

PANGULO SI NANAY, CONGRESSMAN SI TATAY
KUNG SAAN-SAAN AMING BAHAY, ARTISTA ANG AKING MAYBAHAY.
SENADORA SI UTOL, SENADOR SI UTOL,
KAYA SA KAGUSTUHAN KO, DI DAPAT TUMUTOL
KUNG GUSTO BUHAY NINYO AY HINDI MAPUTOL.

NOON SABI NG LOLA, APO MAG-ARAL KA NG HUSAY,
KUNG GUSTO MO SA BUHAY AY MAGTAGUMPAY.
NGAYON SABI NG LOLA, APO MAG-ASAWA KA NG ARTISTA,
PUMASOK KAYO SA POLITIKA, KUNG NAIS YAMAN AY MAGTAMASA.

KUNG GUSTO MONG PUMASOK SA POLITIKA DAPAT NA CAREER NA PASUKAN MO AY MAY KINALAMAN SA BOLA :
ABOGADO-MAGALING MAGSINUNGALING AT MAM"BOLA"
BASKETBALL PLAYER-MAHUSAY MAGLARO KAYA TAGAHANGA AY SWAK TULAD NG "BOLA"
ARTISTA-MAGALING UMARTE AT MAGDRAMA KAYA MASA AY NABO"BOLA"
HUWETENG LORD-SILA ANG NAGPAPALARO AT NAGPAPA"BOLA."

1.26.2007

NOBELA

Ngumiti kahit na napipilitan
Kahit pa sinasadya
Mo akong masaktan paminsan-minsan
Bawat sandali na lang

Tulad mo ba akong nahihirapan
Lalo’t naiisip ka
Di ko na kaya pa na kalimutan
Bawat sandali na lang

[chorus]
At aalis magbabalik
At uuliting sabihin
Na mahalin ka’t sambitin
Kahit muling masaktan
Sa pag-alis
Ako’y magbabalik
At sana naman

Sa isang marikit na alaala’y
Pangitaing kay ganda
Sana nga’y pagbigyan
Na ng tadhana
Bawat sandali na lang
Sumabay sa biglang pagkabahala’t
Lumabis ang pagtataka
Tunay na pagsintang di alintana
Bawat sandali na lang

[repeat chorus]

[repeat 1st stanza]

[repeat chorus]

Nobela by Join The Club

Nobela by Join The Club

1.24.2007

PHONOGRAPH AND PORNOGRAPH

PORNOGRAPH ESTE PHONOGRAPH NI EDISON



WANTED IMMEDIATELY: SPONSOR
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PINILAHAN NAMIN

1.22.2007

TOILET HUMOUR ET. AL.

WHAT A COOL CAR! "SOBRANG LAKAS NG AIRCON"
EXECUTIVE LOO

C.R. PARA SA MGA EXHBITIONIST

URINALS INSPIRED BY JENNIFER ANISTON AND OTHER JILTED LOVERS (NATOROTOT)

TRONO NG HARI. LOO FOR HER MAJESTY. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE


Pasensiya na po wala lang magawa. Na-inspire lang ako ng mga pics na nasa email ko kaya naisipan ko lang silang lagyan ng mga description at titles. Ang tao nga naman kapag walang magawa...

1.15.2007

PICS FROM MY EMAIL



MAGANDA SIGURONG NEGOSYO DITO, HALO-HALO AT MAIS CON YELO, LIBRE NA ICE!


REPENT! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR! GLOBING WARMING IS HERE!

WATER FAUCET NI KUYA BOY AT KUYA GERMS

JUMBO HOTDOGS

1.11.2007

4WARDED BY BATCHMATES

PINOY ITO!



Once upon a time in China , there lived a happy couple,

Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine , Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.





So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs.Chan told them , "Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code to describe your experiences" .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs.Chan got the first letter.







It was from Elaine . They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard

Chartered advertisement. "Ah! Here it is!" exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY." Mr & Mrs. Chan were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena . The content was simple. "NESCAFE" . So again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it

is"..... 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP.' Mr. and Mrs Chan jumped for joy.



Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella . The Chans became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure it out. The code was "PHILIPPINE AIRLINES". Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.

He flipped the pages frantically. ...... "Ah! Here it is! " Mrs. Chan grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ....

THUMP!... she fell off her chair... The Airline's motto was...





"7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP."


FW: Safety on the road.



The National Highway
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.





Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!