A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND PRAYER FOR OUR LOVED ONES AND RELATIVES NA HINDI NA NATIN KASAMA NGAYON, MASAYA AT PAYAPA SA PILING NG DAKILANG LUMIKHA.
10.31.2005
10.25.2005
20-20
20 facts about me:
1. i am a sinner
2. i am not a saint
3. i am not a gambler, but
4. i won 2oo,ooo pesos on a bet and would have won more if the bank were not on a holiday cause i was willling to bet all my savings sa bagay na aking pinaniniwalaan.
5. i won 40,000 pesos sa hweteng dahil sa numerong napangarap 5-8 o singko otso at tamang tama ang pera kasi 7th birthday ng bata ko.
6. i am the eldest of 3 boys
7. i am a hard headed bastard
8. i am so intense. twice during my college days may bluff pa mga guards inakmaan akong bubunutan ng baril pero di nila ako nagulat, and once sa bayan namin pulis na mayabang lalo kung sinugod. basta alam ko ako ay tama hindi ako takot sa authority.
9. i am a blacksheep but now is the shepherd of my flock
10. i came from a family of diversity, politician, gamblers and gambling lords, teachers, nuns and priests.
11. i run for city council decade ago
12. i love history and geography. there was a time when i know all the capital of the countries in the world and i can easily pinpoint their location in the map.
13. i am a teacher by heart
13. i am a farmer by occupation
14. i hate bullies
15. i hate arrogant people and people who think they are infallible.
16. i hate sipsip and amuyong and i believe they are guilty kasama ng mga taong gumagawa ng kapalpakan at pang-aabuso. guilty by association.
17. i love peace
18. i believe that to have peace there must be truth
19. and if there is truth there will be justice
20. i believe in God. and when i am with my family i see His presence at mensahe at direksyon niya para sa akin.
Hindi ko na papasa to kasi daming oras kung ginugol mabagal akong tumipa.
P.S.
Tag nga pala ito ni Rachel. Kababayang taga Bauan, na kasalukuyang nasa Malaysia at nagmumukmok at may agam-agam sa suliraning may kinalaman sa puso ( i am tsismoso) ( i am makulit) (ulit na lang ng ulit). Palitan na at humanap na ng iba. ( i am pakialamero). Si ano_ _ _ _ _ _ bagay kayo ( i am intrigero).
1. i am a sinner
2. i am not a saint
3. i am not a gambler, but
4. i won 2oo,ooo pesos on a bet and would have won more if the bank were not on a holiday cause i was willling to bet all my savings sa bagay na aking pinaniniwalaan.
5. i won 40,000 pesos sa hweteng dahil sa numerong napangarap 5-8 o singko otso at tamang tama ang pera kasi 7th birthday ng bata ko.
6. i am the eldest of 3 boys
7. i am a hard headed bastard
8. i am so intense. twice during my college days may bluff pa mga guards inakmaan akong bubunutan ng baril pero di nila ako nagulat, and once sa bayan namin pulis na mayabang lalo kung sinugod. basta alam ko ako ay tama hindi ako takot sa authority.
9. i am a blacksheep but now is the shepherd of my flock
10. i came from a family of diversity, politician, gamblers and gambling lords, teachers, nuns and priests.
11. i run for city council decade ago
12. i love history and geography. there was a time when i know all the capital of the countries in the world and i can easily pinpoint their location in the map.
13. i am a teacher by heart
13. i am a farmer by occupation
14. i hate bullies
15. i hate arrogant people and people who think they are infallible.
16. i hate sipsip and amuyong and i believe they are guilty kasama ng mga taong gumagawa ng kapalpakan at pang-aabuso. guilty by association.
17. i love peace
18. i believe that to have peace there must be truth
19. and if there is truth there will be justice
20. i believe in God. and when i am with my family i see His presence at mensahe at direksyon niya para sa akin.
Hindi ko na papasa to kasi daming oras kung ginugol mabagal akong tumipa.
P.S.
Tag nga pala ito ni Rachel. Kababayang taga Bauan, na kasalukuyang nasa Malaysia at nagmumukmok at may agam-agam sa suliraning may kinalaman sa puso ( i am tsismoso) ( i am makulit) (ulit na lang ng ulit). Palitan na at humanap na ng iba. ( i am pakialamero). Si ano_ _ _ _ _ _ bagay kayo ( i am intrigero).
10.22.2005
DIKSYONARYONG BATANGGENYO
Dugong Ala Eh
The unofficial Batangas Dictionary
The unofficial Batangas Dictionary
Alid -Tuyong dilis
Amos -dumi sa mukha
Anlalawa -gagamba
Antak- atake ng sakit
Apta- maliit na hipon
Arak -mayabang
A-re -ito
Asbad- palo
Asbag -kabag
Asbok -usok
Awas -apaw
Babag -away
Bahaw- kaning malamig
Baklay -sakla
Balinghoy -Kamoteng Kahoy
Balingusan- ibabaw ng ilong
Balisbisan -Gilid ng bahay
Banas -alinsangan
Bangyaw -Malaking langaw
Barik- inom ng alak
Bigtal- pilas
Bilot tuta
Binangi Inihaw
Bithay salaan ng bigas o mais
Biting maliit na piraso
Bu-alaw Nilagang butil ng mais
Bug-ong pagkaing binalot sa dahon ng saging
Bungkok patay
Buog tulog
Dag-is Ire
Dinoldol bibingkang yari sa mais
Dulos pandukal ng damo
Galgal pilyo
Galpong giniling na kape o bigas
Gamas pag-aalis ng damo
Gambol lamog
Guyam maliit na langgam
Halyas tinadtad na puno ng saging
Hambo ligo
Hawot tuyo
Ingli kilos
Kalamonding kalamansi
Kalangkang pinasingawang ginadgad na kamoteng kahoy
Kampit kutsilyo
Karibok kagulo
Kasmura sikmura
Kawot malaking sandok
Kostal sako
Labon laga
Ligawgaw kiliti
Ligwak tapon ng likido
Lilik karit
Lintog lapnos
Liwat salin
Magkusi magluto
Mam-in ikmo
Manghinaw maghugas
Matam-is asukal
Mulay barya
Mura buko
Mutaktak alam
Pagaw malat
Pagerper kalapating mababa ang lipar
Pakilasa pakiramdam
Palarusdos Bilo-bilo
Panggang sobra ang pagka-ihaw
Pangkal Tamad
Patikad mabilis na takbo
Pikloy pantal
Pinindot Bilo-bilo
Pitik gagamba
Purunggo basag na bote
Puthaw maliit na palakol
Sakol kain nang nakakamay
Sakre gahaman, sakim
Samlang bastos
Sampilong mahinang sampal
Sangkaka matamis na bao
Sanglay ginataang malagkit
Sapaton tsinelas
Sereno hamog
Simod Takaw
Sintones dalandan
Sungaba subasob
Supok sunog
Tabayag upo (gulay)
Takid tisod
Talpog sunog
Tangkal kulungan ng manok
Tangla istambay
Tibunglus ilawan
Tikin pangsungkit ng prutas
Tindagan pantusok ng bar-b-que
Tubal maruming damit
Tuklap tanggal ang balat
Tuklong kapilya
Tulyasi malaking kawa
Tungko kalan
Karibok kagulo
Kasmura sikmura
Kawot malaking sandok
Kostal sako
Labon laga
Ligawgaw kiliti
Ligwak tapon ng likido
Lilik karit
Lintog lapnos
Liwat salin
Magkusi magluto
Mam-in ikmo
Manghinaw maghugas
Matam-is asukal
Mulay barya
Mura buko
Mutaktak alam
Pagaw malat
Pagerper kalapating mababa ang lipar
Pakilasa pakiramdam
Palarusdos Bilo-bilo
Panggang sobra ang pagka-ihaw
Pangkal Tamad
Patikad mabilis na takbo
Pikloy pantal
Pinindot Bilo-bilo
Pitik gagamba
Purunggo basag na bote
Puthaw maliit na palakol
Sakol kain nang nakakamay
Sakre gahaman, sakim
Samlang bastos
Sampilong mahinang sampal
Sangkaka matamis na bao
Sanglay ginataang malagkit
Sapaton tsinelas
Sereno hamog
Simod Takaw
Sintones dalandan
Sungaba subasob
Supok sunog
Tabayag upo (gulay)
Takid tisod
Talpog sunog
Tangkal kulungan ng manok
Tangla istambay
Tibunglus ilawan
Tikin pangsungkit ng prutas
Tindagan pantusok ng bar-b-que
Tubal maruming damit
Tuklap tanggal ang balat
Tuklong kapilya
Tulyasi malaking kawa
Tungko kalan
10.20.2005
KABALBALANG PINOY II
BELOW ARE CLASSICAL EXAMPLES OF ENGLISH-TAGALOG ACCOUNTING TRANSLATION:
1. ASSET = ARI
2. FIXED ASSET = ARING NAKATIRIK
3. LIQUID ASSET = TUMUTULONG PAG-AARI
4. SOLID ASSET = NANINIGAS NA PAG-AARI
5. WRITTEN-OFF ASSET = PINUTOL NA PAG-AARI
6. CUT-OFF TIME = ORAS NG PAGPUTOL
7. DEPRECIATION OF ASSET = LASPAG NA PAG-AARI
8. FULLY DEPRECIATED ASSET = LASPAG NA LASPAG NA PAG-AARI
9. EARNING ASSET = GANADO PA ANG PAG-AARI
12. OTHER ASSET = ARI NG IBA
13. MISCELLANEOUS ASSET = MGA ARING PINAGSAMASAMA
14. ERRONEOUS ENTRY = MALI ANG PAGKAPASOK
15. DOUBLE ENTRY = DALAWANG BESES PINASOK
16. MULTIPLE ENTRY = LABAS PASOK NG LABAS PASOK
17. CORRECTING ENTRY = ITINAMA AND PAGPASOK
18. REVERSING ENTRY = BALIGTAD AND PAGPASOK
19. TANGIBLE ASSET = NASASALAT ANG ARI
20. DISPENSED = NILABASAN
21. UNDISPENSED = HINDI NILABASAN
22. DEAD ASSET = PATAY NA ANG PAG-AARI
FILIPINO NAMES NATURALIZED TO US CITIZENS
Gregorio Talahib - George Bush
Tomas Cruz - Tom Cruise
Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald
Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steel
Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur
Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis - Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc - James Bond
Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
Burgus Bahag-Hari - Burger King
Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas - Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado - Bert Control
Marcelo Controlado - Muscle Control
Carpio Llanes - Carpool
LanesJulia Domingo - Holy Sunday
Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World
Ricardo Martinez - Ricky Martin
fm From Sydney NSW, Australia
PAGKAKAIBA NG MAYAMAN SA MAHIRAP
Kung mayaman ka, meron kang allergy";* kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis".
* Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"; sa mayaman,nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension".
* Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac";* sa mahirap, ang tawag dito ay "magnanakaw".
* Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"; * kung mahirap ka,may toyo ka sa ulo".
* Kung mahirap ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay nalipasan ng gutom";* kung mayaman ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine".
* Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba", pero * kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic"=.
* Kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita", pero ang senorita mo kahit kasingkulay mo, ang tawag ay "morena" o "kayumanggi".
* Kung nasa high society ka, you are approvingly called "slender" or "balingkitan";* kung mahirap ka lang, you are plainly called "payatot" o "patpatin" o "tisika" (kung masyado kang payat).
* Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite";* kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "unano".
* Kung mahirap ka at date ka rito, date ka doon,ang tawag sa iyo ay "nagwawala";* kung well-off kayo, ikaw ay "game".
* "Malandi" ka kung isa kang dukhang alembong;pero* kung mayaman kayo, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated".
* Ang mahirap na tumatanda ay "gumugurang"; sa mayamang tumatanda,the description is "he or she graduates gracefully into senior citizenhood".
* Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner';* ang equivalent na anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" *
1. ASSET = ARI
2. FIXED ASSET = ARING NAKATIRIK
3. LIQUID ASSET = TUMUTULONG PAG-AARI
4. SOLID ASSET = NANINIGAS NA PAG-AARI
5. WRITTEN-OFF ASSET = PINUTOL NA PAG-AARI
6. CUT-OFF TIME = ORAS NG PAGPUTOL
7. DEPRECIATION OF ASSET = LASPAG NA PAG-AARI
8. FULLY DEPRECIATED ASSET = LASPAG NA LASPAG NA PAG-AARI
9. EARNING ASSET = GANADO PA ANG PAG-AARI
10. NON-EARNING ASSET = BALDADO NA ANG PAG-AARI
11. OWNED ASSET = SARILING ARI12. OTHER ASSET = ARI NG IBA
13. MISCELLANEOUS ASSET = MGA ARING PINAGSAMASAMA
14. ERRONEOUS ENTRY = MALI ANG PAGKAPASOK
15. DOUBLE ENTRY = DALAWANG BESES PINASOK
16. MULTIPLE ENTRY = LABAS PASOK NG LABAS PASOK
17. CORRECTING ENTRY = ITINAMA AND PAGPASOK
18. REVERSING ENTRY = BALIGTAD AND PAGPASOK
19. TANGIBLE ASSET = NASASALAT ANG ARI
20. DISPENSED = NILABASAN
21. UNDISPENSED = HINDI NILABASAN
22. DEAD ASSET = PATAY NA ANG PAG-AARI
FILIPINO NAMES NATURALIZED TO US CITIZENS
Gregorio Talahib - George Bush
Tomas Cruz - Tom Cruise
Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald
Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steel
Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur
Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis - Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc - James Bond
Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
Burgus Bahag-Hari - Burger King
Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas - Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado - Bert Control
Marcelo Controlado - Muscle Control
Carpio Llanes - Carpool
LanesJulia Domingo - Holy Sunday
Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World
Ricardo Martinez - Ricky Martin
fm From Sydney NSW, Australia
PAGKAKAIBA NG MAYAMAN SA MAHIRAP
Kung mayaman ka, meron kang allergy";* kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis".
* Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"; sa mayaman,nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension".
* Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac";* sa mahirap, ang tawag dito ay "magnanakaw".
* Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"; * kung mahirap ka,may toyo ka sa ulo".
* Kung mahirap ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay nalipasan ng gutom";* kung mayaman ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine".
* Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba", pero * kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic"=.
* Kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita", pero ang senorita mo kahit kasingkulay mo, ang tawag ay "morena" o "kayumanggi".
* Kung nasa high society ka, you are approvingly called "slender" or "balingkitan";* kung mahirap ka lang, you are plainly called "payatot" o "patpatin" o "tisika" (kung masyado kang payat).
* Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite";* kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "unano".
* Kung mahirap ka at date ka rito, date ka doon,ang tawag sa iyo ay "nagwawala";* kung well-off kayo, ikaw ay "game".
* "Malandi" ka kung isa kang dukhang alembong;pero* kung mayaman kayo, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated".
* Ang mahirap na tumatanda ay "gumugurang"; sa mayamang tumatanda,the description is "he or she graduates gracefully into senior citizenhood".
* Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner';* ang equivalent na anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" *
10.19.2005
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Ayaw ko nang maging super hero o alas mas gusto kong maging Joker. Heto ang mga tanong ko sa inyo style Riddler. Magagalit sa akin nito si Batman puro kaaway niya ang ginamit ko sa joke niya na ninenok ko.
Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?
A: I'm daing!
Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I'm tuna (two na).
Q: Ano ang tawag kapag sinuot mo ang kanang sapatos sa kaliwang paa at ang kaliwang sapatos sa kanang paa?
A: Malicious (mali shoes).
Q: Ano ang sinabi ni Satanas nang ipanganak AKO?
A: "Lintek! Isa na namang anghel ang ipinanganak."
Q: Ano naman ang sinabi niya nang ipanganak KA?
A: "Oh, no! Hindi puwede ito! Ayoko pang mag-retire!"
Q: Sino ang unang arkitekto?
A: Si Eba, kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.
Q: Sino ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan, kasi siya ang unang pumasok.
Q: Paano gumawa ng gloves sa China?
A: Sinasawsaw ng mga Intsik ang kanilang mga kamay sa latex, maglalakad-lakad hanggang matuyo at aalisin nila,
pagkatapos ay gloves na.
Q: Paano sila gumawa ng condom?
A: Ganoon din.
Q: Anong sasabihin mo kapag may nakasalubong ka ng isang multong may tatlong ulo?
A: Magandang gabi, magandang gabi, magandang gabi.
Q: Anong English word ang nag-uumpisa sa F at nagtatapos sa K at parang pagkain na rin ang iisipin mo?
A: Fork, ano pa ba?
Q: Ano ang pagkakatulad ng sex at insurance?
A: Habang tumatanda ka, tumataas ang presyo.
Q: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang asawang lalaki?
A: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa
kama para matulog. Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila, pumupunta na lang sa kusina
para buksan ang ref nila.
Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
A: I'm daing!
Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I'm tuna (two na).
Q: Ano ang tawag kapag sinuot mo ang kanang sapatos sa kaliwang paa at ang kaliwang sapatos sa kanang paa?
A: Malicious (mali shoes).
Q: Ano ang sinabi ni Satanas nang ipanganak AKO?
A: "Lintek! Isa na namang anghel ang ipinanganak."
Q: Ano naman ang sinabi niya nang ipanganak KA?
A: "Oh, no! Hindi puwede ito! Ayoko pang mag-retire!"
Q: Sino ang unang arkitekto?
A: Si Eba, kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.
Q: Sino ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan, kasi siya ang unang pumasok.
Q: Paano gumawa ng gloves sa China?
A: Sinasawsaw ng mga Intsik ang kanilang mga kamay sa latex, maglalakad-lakad hanggang matuyo at aalisin nila,
pagkatapos ay gloves na.
Q: Paano sila gumawa ng condom?
A: Ganoon din.
Q: Anong sasabihin mo kapag may nakasalubong ka ng isang multong may tatlong ulo?
A: Magandang gabi, magandang gabi, magandang gabi.
Q: Anong English word ang nag-uumpisa sa F at nagtatapos sa K at parang pagkain na rin ang iisipin mo?
A: Fork, ano pa ba?
Q: Ano ang pagkakatulad ng sex at insurance?
A: Habang tumatanda ka, tumataas ang presyo.
Q: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang asawang lalaki?
A: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa
kama para matulog. Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila, pumupunta na lang sa kusina
para buksan ang ref nila.
Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: BAKIT INTSIK ANG KINIKIDNAP HINDI BUMBAY?
A:KASI PAG BUMBAY, ANG BAYARAN NG RANSOM HULUGAN.
Q:WHY IS BREASTMILK STILL BEST BABIES?
A: IT'S FRESH; CONTAINS ANTIBODIES FOR PROTECTION AGAINST INFECTION, AND IT
COMES IN A VERY ATTRACTIVE CONTAINER!
Q: ANONG MANGYAYARI KAY TWEETY BIRD KAPAG UMINOM SIYA NG VIAGRA?
A: MAGIGING BIG BIRD.
Q: ANO ANG DIFFERENCE NG BADING AT CANNIBAL?
A: ANG CANNIVAL KUMAKAIN NG KA-URI, ANG BADING KUMAKAIN NG KA-ARI!
10.18.2005
SAMUT SARING KABALBALAN
Para kay Ka Huse, ng hindi naman tayo masyadong seryoso at light nagpost uli ako ng isa sa araw na ito. Hindi na muna ako makata eh, komikerong pulpol na laang kahit gamit na gamit na mga dyoks at acronym na ito.
Use Parachute in a Sentence
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Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.DHope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.Love Is Beautiful; You Also
.F.R.A.N.C.E.Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A.Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
.E.G.Y.P.T.Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A.Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A.May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G.Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N.May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S.I Miss U, Sweetheart
.P.A.S.I.G.Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
.C.E.B.U.Change Everything... But Us.
.P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
.T.O.N.D.O.Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y.Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N.'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
.M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
.J.A.P.A.NJump And Play All Night
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!
Use Parachute in a Sentence
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Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.DHope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.Love Is Beautiful; You Also
.F.R.A.N.C.E.Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A.Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
.E.G.Y.P.T.Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A.Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A.May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G.Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N.May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S.I Miss U, Sweetheart
.P.A.S.I.G.Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
.C.E.B.U.Change Everything... But Us.
.P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
.T.O.N.D.O.Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y.Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N.'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
.M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
.J.A.P.A.NJump And Play All Night
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!
TULA- TULAAN MAKATANG SAMPAY BAKOD
May isang bata
Sobra laki ng ego
Nagmumkha siya tuloy
Na isang gago
Akala niya
Siya ay bidang-bida
Hindi niya alam
Marami sa kanya ay natatawa
Taong matalino
O gungong na walang prinsipyo
Hayagan ng niloloko
Kapit tuko pa rin sa kanyang amo
Baka akala mo
Ang pogi pogi mo
Kapaligiran mo man ay puro pabango
Mukha ka pa ring aso.
Awooooooooooooooooooo!
Kapuri puri
Mga taong may paninindigan
Mga taong nanalig sa kabutihan
Itago man
Ang kabulukan
Lalabas din ang katotohanan
Salamat sa mga kababayan
Katotohanan hindi niyo pinabayaan.
Parangal at papuri handog ko sa inyo
Bingi ka ba?
Bulag ka ba?
Matigas ba ang iyong ulo?
Bakit ba ikaw ay hindi magbago?
Dapat bang ako ay magalit sa yo?
O ikaw ay kaawaan ko?
Bakit ba patuloy ka pa rin,
Sa asal mong kinagagalitan ng iba?
Kulang ka ba sa paalala,
Napabayaan sa pag-aaruga
o pagmamahal ay napasobra?
Pilit kitang inintindi
Pero hindi talaga kita magets
Buti pa siguro bago ako mag regrets
Its time for me na to forget
Minsan ako ay humanga sa yo
Pero sayang lang pala
Pagiidol ko sa iyo
Isa ka palang huwad na idolo
Bulaklak na plastik
Bango mo'y di totoo
Kubeta ang iyong trono.
10.17.2005
ATOY'S THOUGHT ON FRIENDSHIP II
KAIBIGAN
Kaibigan kita
Mali man o tama
Ikaw ay dapat kong kasama
Kampihan mo ako lagi
Kahit ako ang may sala
Kaaway ko'y
Kaaway mo rin
Kung ako ay tatalon sa bangin
Obligadong ikaw ay tumalon rin
(kung sino man ang may gusto ng ganitong kaibigan sa inyo na lamang, no return no exchange, supo supo barega himud takla himud baga)
TSU TSU
Dito ka
Doon ka
Kung anong sabihin ng yong amo
Sundin mo
Dahil ikaw ay isang tsu tsu
Ganyan nga
Ganoon nga
Sit, walk, roll
Ang gleng, gleng
Ng mga tuta ko
Kahit anong sabihin ko
Sinunod ninyo
Suwerte ko naman
Kayo ay puro uto uto
Walang sariling desisyon
Sunud-sunuran sa aking aksyon
Siguro kayo ay mga bulag
O mamalag-malag
Pikit matang kayo sa akin
Ay sumusunod
Kahit mga bakas ko ay inyong hinihimod
Love ko kayo ang aking mga tsu tsu
Kahol, kahol sa mga taong di natin mauto.
Doggie, blackie asan na ba kayo tsuuuuu.
Lapit na kayo ito ng ang buto at tira ko.
(Tsuwarapwarap, tsuwarapwarap)
BULAAN
Ako ay may lihim
Sa yo ay aking ipaaalam
Huwag mo sanang ipagsasabi
Panghahawakan ko ang yong salita
Sapagkat ito ay ating secret
Ngunit bakit
Ako ay iyong ipinagkaluno
Lihim natin
Iyong pinagsabi
Nanaig ba sa iyo
Damdamin at pusong mamon
O sadyang dila mo lang ay di maturuan
Di ka pala dapat pagtiwalaan
Sapagkat ikaw ay isang bulaan
Ang kantang ito ay para sa aking mga kaibigan
Kaibigan
Apo Hiking Society
Kaibigan, tila yata matamlay
Ang iyong pakiramdam
At ang ulo mo sa kaiisip
Ay tila naguguluhan
Kung ang problema mo o suliranin
Ay lagi mong didibdibin
At tatanda kang bigla
Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
Iniwanan ka ng minahal mo sa buhay mo
At nabigla, sinamba mo siya
Binigyan mo ng lahat at biglang nawala
Ang buhay mo alalahanin
At 'wag naman maging maramdamin
At tatanda kang bigla Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
Kasama mo ako
At kasama rin kita
Sa hirap at ginhawa
Ako'y kagabay mo
At may dalang pag-asa
Limutin siya,
limutin siya
Marami, marami pang iba
Kaibigan,
kalimutan mo na lang ang nakalipas
Kung nasilaw siya
Napasama sa iba't napaibang landas
Marami pang malalapitan
Mababait at di pihikan
At tatanda kang bigla
Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
Kaibigan kita
Mali man o tama
Ikaw ay dapat kong kasama
Kampihan mo ako lagi
Kahit ako ang may sala
Kaaway ko'y
Kaaway mo rin
Kung ako ay tatalon sa bangin
Obligadong ikaw ay tumalon rin
(kung sino man ang may gusto ng ganitong kaibigan sa inyo na lamang, no return no exchange, supo supo barega himud takla himud baga)
TSU TSU
Dito ka
Doon ka
Kung anong sabihin ng yong amo
Sundin mo
Dahil ikaw ay isang tsu tsu
Ganyan nga
Ganoon nga
Sit, walk, roll
Ang gleng, gleng
Ng mga tuta ko
Kahit anong sabihin ko
Sinunod ninyo
Suwerte ko naman
Kayo ay puro uto uto
Walang sariling desisyon
Sunud-sunuran sa aking aksyon
Siguro kayo ay mga bulag
O mamalag-malag
Pikit matang kayo sa akin
Ay sumusunod
Kahit mga bakas ko ay inyong hinihimod
Love ko kayo ang aking mga tsu tsu
Kahol, kahol sa mga taong di natin mauto.
Doggie, blackie asan na ba kayo tsuuuuu.
Lapit na kayo ito ng ang buto at tira ko.
(Tsuwarapwarap, tsuwarapwarap)
BULAAN
Ako ay may lihim
Sa yo ay aking ipaaalam
Huwag mo sanang ipagsasabi
Panghahawakan ko ang yong salita
Sapagkat ito ay ating secret
Ngunit bakit
Ako ay iyong ipinagkaluno
Lihim natin
Iyong pinagsabi
Nanaig ba sa iyo
Damdamin at pusong mamon
O sadyang dila mo lang ay di maturuan
Di ka pala dapat pagtiwalaan
Sapagkat ikaw ay isang bulaan
Ang kantang ito ay para sa aking mga kaibigan
Kaibigan
Apo Hiking Society
Kaibigan, tila yata matamlay
Ang iyong pakiramdam
At ang ulo mo sa kaiisip
Ay tila naguguluhan
Kung ang problema mo o suliranin
Ay lagi mong didibdibin
At tatanda kang bigla
Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
Iniwanan ka ng minahal mo sa buhay mo
At nabigla, sinamba mo siya
Binigyan mo ng lahat at biglang nawala
Ang buhay mo alalahanin
At 'wag naman maging maramdamin
At tatanda kang bigla Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
Kasama mo ako
At kasama rin kita
Sa hirap at ginhawa
Ako'y kagabay mo
At may dalang pag-asa
Limutin siya,
limutin siya
Marami, marami pang iba
Kaibigan,
kalimutan mo na lang ang nakalipas
Kung nasilaw siya
Napasama sa iba't napaibang landas
Marami pang malalapitan
Mababait at di pihikan
At tatanda kang bigla
Pag tumulo ang luha
Hahaba ang mukha
At ikaw ang siyang kawawa
10.15.2005
TAGAY AT SING ALONE
Papa Flex J aka Jun heto ang pinagumpisahan ng Tagay na ibinalik mo uli sa akin. Ito ay sa alab ng puso blogspot .com inumpisahan noong linggo ng wika.
APAT NA PINAKADAKILANG PILIPINO:1. Andres Bonifacio (Tunay na rebolusyonaryo, more of an action man)2. Gregorio Del Pilar (Hindi nanghinayang sa kanyang kabataan alang-alang sa Bayan)3. Jose Abad Santos (Bilib ako sa kanyang tapang)4. Jose Rizal (Kung hindi dahil sa kanya hindi mamumulat ang mga Pilipino laban sa abuso ng dayuhan)APAT NA PILIPINONG HINAHANGAAN MO SA ANUMANG LARANGAN1. Sharon Cuneta2. Jeniffer Rosales3. Teddy Benigno4. Ramon Magsaysay Sr.APAT NA MAGAGANDANG LUGAL SA PILIPINAS NA NARATING MO.1. Tagaytay (dahil sa lawa at bulkan ng Taal)2. Isla Sombrero (dahil sa kanyang magagandang corals)3. Calatagan (Punta Baluarte at Lago De Oro)4. Cebu (kanyang mga beach at kakaibang ambiance)APAT NA LUGAL SA PILIPINAS NA GUSTO MONG MAPUNTAHAN1. Boracay2. Lugal ng Mayon Volcano3. Baguio (hindi pa ako nakakarating dito, laging nakagayak pero naiiwanan ako)4. Davao (Pearl Farm, Mt. Apo, gusto kong makikita ng Philippine Eagle)APAT NA BAGAY NA PAG-NAKIKITA MO NAALALA MO ANG PILIPINAS.1. Jeepney (Makakita lang ako ng pics nito naiisip ko agad bansa natin)2. Christmas Tree (ewan ko ba kung bakit laging Pilipinas ang aking naalala siguro dahil kay saya ng pasko sa atin)3. Passport ko (obvious naman pasaporteng pinoy pa ako)4. Tropical fruits tulad ng mangga, pinya at pakwan (pag nasa Supermarket, naalala ko pag namamalengke at nanay ko at ako ay kasama noong bata pa ako).APAT NA PUTAHENG PILIPINONG PABORITO MO.1. Kare-kare2. Adobo3. Apritada4. MorconAPAT NA SALITANG PILIPINO NA KAILANGAN MO NG TALASALITAAN PAG IYONG NARINIG1. Mapariwara2. Haliparot3. Dayukdok4. Salipawpaw (eroplano)APAT NA KANTANG PILIPINONG GUSTO MONG MARINIG.1. Bayan Ko2. Pambansang Awit3. Ikaw (George Canseco)4. Ugoy ng DuyanAPAT NA MATATAMIS NA SALITANG O KATAGANG PILIPINO1. Sinta2. Irog3. Mahal4. NililiyagAPAT NA APELYIDO NA PAG IYONG NARINIG NAKAKATIYAK KANG SILA AY PINOY1. Dimaano2. Magtibay3.Sumilang4. DimaunahanAPAT NA PANGALANG PINOY NA AYAW MONG IPANGALAN SA IYONG ANAK.1. Procopio2. Telesforo3. Kurdapio4. KurdapiaAPAT NA LARONG PILIPINO NA NALARO MO NA NG BATA KA PA.1. Patintero2. Luksong Tinik3. Piko4. Walang kamatayang Bahay-bahayanAPAT NA BAGAY NA AYAW MO SA PILIPINAS.1. Mga kurakot na opisyales ng gobyerno.2. Mga trapos3. Kawalan ng disiplina4. Kapabayaan sa Environment (maduduming ilog, kalbong kabundukan..)APAT NA BAGAY NA GUSTO MO SA PILIPINAS1. Masayahing mga tao.2. Mga kamaganakan at kaibigan3. Sa kanya lang talaga ako at home4. Siya lang talaga ang lugal na alam kong hindi ako dayuhan dahil siya ang aking Inang Bayan.APAT NA BAGAY NA GAGAWIN MO KUNG IKAW ANG PANGULO NG PILIPINAS.1. Linisin ang pamahalaan sa mga mangungurakot (pihadong ubos lahat na kawani at mga elected official )2. Iimplement ang "Sa ikauunlad ng bayan disiplina ang kailangan." (pero hindi Martial law style, Lee Kuan Yew lang ala Singapore)3. Itigil na muna ang pagbabayad utang upang repasuhin ang mga binabayadan.4. Bigyan ng pinakamalaking budget ang edukasyon
Para naman kay G4u at step in ni Neneng heto ang pitong kantang gustong kong kantahin kapag binabalikan ko ang alaala ng aking nakaraan.
1. Times of Your Life - Paul Anka ginamit sa ads ng Kodak.
Good morning yesterday
You wake up
And times have slip away
And suddenly you find
The memories you left behind
Remember do you remember
The times of your life
2.Que sera sera -Doris Day nanalala ko noong bata pa ako at itantanong ko sa inay kung ano ang magigiing future ko.
When I was just a little boy
I ask my mother
What will I be
Will I be handsome
Will I be rich
Here is what she said to me
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
The futures are ours to see
Que sera sera
3. Close To You - Di ko alam kung Carpenters ang unang version nitong napakinggan ko kasi grade 2 pa ako noon. Kanta ko para sa unang crush ko si Patricia
Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near
Just like me they long to be
Close to you
APAT NA PINAKADAKILANG PILIPINO:1. Andres Bonifacio (Tunay na rebolusyonaryo, more of an action man)2. Gregorio Del Pilar (Hindi nanghinayang sa kanyang kabataan alang-alang sa Bayan)3. Jose Abad Santos (Bilib ako sa kanyang tapang)4. Jose Rizal (Kung hindi dahil sa kanya hindi mamumulat ang mga Pilipino laban sa abuso ng dayuhan)APAT NA PILIPINONG HINAHANGAAN MO SA ANUMANG LARANGAN1. Sharon Cuneta2. Jeniffer Rosales3. Teddy Benigno4. Ramon Magsaysay Sr.APAT NA MAGAGANDANG LUGAL SA PILIPINAS NA NARATING MO.1. Tagaytay (dahil sa lawa at bulkan ng Taal)2. Isla Sombrero (dahil sa kanyang magagandang corals)3. Calatagan (Punta Baluarte at Lago De Oro)4. Cebu (kanyang mga beach at kakaibang ambiance)APAT NA LUGAL SA PILIPINAS NA GUSTO MONG MAPUNTAHAN1. Boracay2. Lugal ng Mayon Volcano3. Baguio (hindi pa ako nakakarating dito, laging nakagayak pero naiiwanan ako)4. Davao (Pearl Farm, Mt. Apo, gusto kong makikita ng Philippine Eagle)APAT NA BAGAY NA PAG-NAKIKITA MO NAALALA MO ANG PILIPINAS.1. Jeepney (Makakita lang ako ng pics nito naiisip ko agad bansa natin)2. Christmas Tree (ewan ko ba kung bakit laging Pilipinas ang aking naalala siguro dahil kay saya ng pasko sa atin)3. Passport ko (obvious naman pasaporteng pinoy pa ako)4. Tropical fruits tulad ng mangga, pinya at pakwan (pag nasa Supermarket, naalala ko pag namamalengke at nanay ko at ako ay kasama noong bata pa ako).APAT NA PUTAHENG PILIPINONG PABORITO MO.1. Kare-kare2. Adobo3. Apritada4. MorconAPAT NA SALITANG PILIPINO NA KAILANGAN MO NG TALASALITAAN PAG IYONG NARINIG1. Mapariwara2. Haliparot3. Dayukdok4. Salipawpaw (eroplano)APAT NA KANTANG PILIPINONG GUSTO MONG MARINIG.1. Bayan Ko2. Pambansang Awit3. Ikaw (George Canseco)4. Ugoy ng DuyanAPAT NA MATATAMIS NA SALITANG O KATAGANG PILIPINO1. Sinta2. Irog3. Mahal4. NililiyagAPAT NA APELYIDO NA PAG IYONG NARINIG NAKAKATIYAK KANG SILA AY PINOY1. Dimaano2. Magtibay3.Sumilang4. DimaunahanAPAT NA PANGALANG PINOY NA AYAW MONG IPANGALAN SA IYONG ANAK.1. Procopio2. Telesforo3. Kurdapio4. KurdapiaAPAT NA LARONG PILIPINO NA NALARO MO NA NG BATA KA PA.1. Patintero2. Luksong Tinik3. Piko4. Walang kamatayang Bahay-bahayanAPAT NA BAGAY NA AYAW MO SA PILIPINAS.1. Mga kurakot na opisyales ng gobyerno.2. Mga trapos3. Kawalan ng disiplina4. Kapabayaan sa Environment (maduduming ilog, kalbong kabundukan..)APAT NA BAGAY NA GUSTO MO SA PILIPINAS1. Masayahing mga tao.2. Mga kamaganakan at kaibigan3. Sa kanya lang talaga ako at home4. Siya lang talaga ang lugal na alam kong hindi ako dayuhan dahil siya ang aking Inang Bayan.APAT NA BAGAY NA GAGAWIN MO KUNG IKAW ANG PANGULO NG PILIPINAS.1. Linisin ang pamahalaan sa mga mangungurakot (pihadong ubos lahat na kawani at mga elected official )2. Iimplement ang "Sa ikauunlad ng bayan disiplina ang kailangan." (pero hindi Martial law style, Lee Kuan Yew lang ala Singapore)3. Itigil na muna ang pagbabayad utang upang repasuhin ang mga binabayadan.4. Bigyan ng pinakamalaking budget ang edukasyon
Para naman kay G4u at step in ni Neneng heto ang pitong kantang gustong kong kantahin kapag binabalikan ko ang alaala ng aking nakaraan.
1. Times of Your Life - Paul Anka ginamit sa ads ng Kodak.
Good morning yesterday
You wake up
And times have slip away
And suddenly you find
The memories you left behind
Remember do you remember
The times of your life
2.Que sera sera -Doris Day nanalala ko noong bata pa ako at itantanong ko sa inay kung ano ang magigiing future ko.
When I was just a little boy
I ask my mother
What will I be
Will I be handsome
Will I be rich
Here is what she said to me
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
The futures are ours to see
Que sera sera
3. Close To You - Di ko alam kung Carpenters ang unang version nitong napakinggan ko kasi grade 2 pa ako noon. Kanta ko para sa unang crush ko si Patricia
Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near
Just like me they long to be
Close to you
4. Let Your Love Flow- Bellamy Brothers
5. Afternoon Delight- Jefferson Starship
6. One Last Memory- Una kong sayaw ng sweet crush ko pa ang nakasayaw ko. Sarap ng feeling nakadikit katawan mo sa katawn niya memorable.
7. I Need you- America
We use to laugh, we use to cry, we use to bow our heads and wonder why
But now you' re gone.................
I need you, like the flower needs the rain, you know i need you
10.13.2005
OUR LADY OF MEDIATRIX OF ALL GRACE
Lipa, Philippines " Our Lady, Mediatrix of All Grace "1948 Our Blessed Mother appeared 19 times to a novice in the Carmelite order in Lipa City, Philippines. Our Lady first appeared to the novice, Teresita Castillo, in August, when she was in her cell.
While Teresita was praying in the convent garden on September 12, suddenly a vine began to shake. Our Lady appeared to the seer and requested that she kiss the earth and return to the same spot for fifteen consecutive days. When Our Lady appeared, She was on a cloud, dressed in white, hands clasped, and a golden Rosary hanging from Her right hand. Her dress was very white, very simple, and had a narrow belt tied around Her. She was radiant with beauty.
Our Lady requested the vine to be blessed, and also requested that a statue was to be placed at the site of the apparition. These were all accomplished.
During the apparitions in 1948, Our Lady stressed humility, penance, prayers for the clergy and the Pope, and to pray the Rosary. Teresita reported that there was one secret for herself, one for the Carmel convent in Lipa City, one for China, and also one for the entire world.
Our Lady requested that a Mass be held on the 12th day of every month. Before She departed for the last time, the Blessed Virgin identified Herself as:
" I am the Mediatrix of All Grace"
There are acconts of a blue bird appearing at the vine where Our Lady appeared. There are also accounts of the spinning sun, heavy fragrance of roses, and showers of rose petals that had miraculous images of Christ, Mary, and other Holy Scenes on them. The rose petals (one is pictured on the top of this page, and another is pictured on the bottom) are reported to have remarkable curing powers.
It is also reported that Teresita received a Host for Holy Communion on her tongue from an angel on an occasion when she was unable to attend Mass because she was sick in bed. Teresita had other mystical experiences including visions of the Sacred Heart, a multitude of angels, St. Cecilia, St. Theresa of Lisieux, and many other saints. The seer was also seen to go into a state of unconsciousness, and then, while lying on the floor, enact the agony of Christ on the Cross. This phenomenon was witnessed by the prioress, Bishop Obviar, and members of the Carmel community at Lipa.
There was much commotion, and the Bishop and Mother Prioress were released of their jobs. The nuns were ordered to destroy all materials connected with the apparitions. They burned Teresita's diary, as well as the Mother Prioress'. The statue was also ordered to be destroyed, but the nuns kept it away, and saved it from destruction.
Our Lady warned that there would be persecutions; the convent was sealed, and the nuns could talk to no one outside of the convent.
In February 1990, a strange new phenomenon was reported in the Granja District of Lipa City. A white luminous outline of a female in prayer began to appear on one of the leaves of a tall coconut tree. It was visible only in the evenings. On May 21, 1990, Sr. Aphonse pleaded on her deathbed that the Mediatrix statue be again exposed in the chapel at the Carmelite convent. Her request was granted the very next day. It would be the first time the statue would be displayed for 40 years!
On January 24, 1991, rose petals began to fall straight from the sky again at the Carmelite convent in Lipa City. A few days later, six children playing in the garden at the convent saw the statue come to life.
Very negative media articles together with sham " Holy Rose Petals " dealers, caused Teresita to leave the convent in the 1950's. This, together with the Church's negative report, kept these apparitions hidden for some 40 years.
As a consequence, the Church has now set up a new commitee to investigate the apparitions.
While Teresita was praying in the convent garden on September 12, suddenly a vine began to shake. Our Lady appeared to the seer and requested that she kiss the earth and return to the same spot for fifteen consecutive days. When Our Lady appeared, She was on a cloud, dressed in white, hands clasped, and a golden Rosary hanging from Her right hand. Her dress was very white, very simple, and had a narrow belt tied around Her. She was radiant with beauty.
Our Lady requested the vine to be blessed, and also requested that a statue was to be placed at the site of the apparition. These were all accomplished.
During the apparitions in 1948, Our Lady stressed humility, penance, prayers for the clergy and the Pope, and to pray the Rosary. Teresita reported that there was one secret for herself, one for the Carmel convent in Lipa City, one for China, and also one for the entire world.
Our Lady requested that a Mass be held on the 12th day of every month. Before She departed for the last time, the Blessed Virgin identified Herself as:
" I am the Mediatrix of All Grace"
There are acconts of a blue bird appearing at the vine where Our Lady appeared. There are also accounts of the spinning sun, heavy fragrance of roses, and showers of rose petals that had miraculous images of Christ, Mary, and other Holy Scenes on them. The rose petals (one is pictured on the top of this page, and another is pictured on the bottom) are reported to have remarkable curing powers.
It is also reported that Teresita received a Host for Holy Communion on her tongue from an angel on an occasion when she was unable to attend Mass because she was sick in bed. Teresita had other mystical experiences including visions of the Sacred Heart, a multitude of angels, St. Cecilia, St. Theresa of Lisieux, and many other saints. The seer was also seen to go into a state of unconsciousness, and then, while lying on the floor, enact the agony of Christ on the Cross. This phenomenon was witnessed by the prioress, Bishop Obviar, and members of the Carmel community at Lipa.
There was much commotion, and the Bishop and Mother Prioress were released of their jobs. The nuns were ordered to destroy all materials connected with the apparitions. They burned Teresita's diary, as well as the Mother Prioress'. The statue was also ordered to be destroyed, but the nuns kept it away, and saved it from destruction.
Our Lady warned that there would be persecutions; the convent was sealed, and the nuns could talk to no one outside of the convent.
In February 1990, a strange new phenomenon was reported in the Granja District of Lipa City. A white luminous outline of a female in prayer began to appear on one of the leaves of a tall coconut tree. It was visible only in the evenings. On May 21, 1990, Sr. Aphonse pleaded on her deathbed that the Mediatrix statue be again exposed in the chapel at the Carmelite convent. Her request was granted the very next day. It would be the first time the statue would be displayed for 40 years!
On January 24, 1991, rose petals began to fall straight from the sky again at the Carmelite convent in Lipa City. A few days later, six children playing in the garden at the convent saw the statue come to life.
Very negative media articles together with sham " Holy Rose Petals " dealers, caused Teresita to leave the convent in the 1950's. This, together with the Church's negative report, kept these apparitions hidden for some 40 years.
As a consequence, the Church has now set up a new commitee to investigate the apparitions.
10.11.2005
PILIPINS
Kanina natapos ko na ang popost kong article tungkol sa karanasan ko sa pagkuha ng english test at mga tips aba ng pindutin ko para ipublish can not find server tapos nawala yong tinype ko. Naasar ako pero naalala ko "we are the happiest people in Asia" kaya tuloy ang ligaya wag na lang muna yong kuwento ang sakit na ng ulo ko mag-isip uli. Onli in the Pilipins na lang muna:
Happiest People in Asia Despite the many problems hounding the Philippines, Filipinos still consider themselves as among the happiest people in the world. Results of regional surveys conducted by MTV-Asia, ACNielsen and the Economist magazine have indicated that Filipinos are the happiest people in Asia. But in the World Values Survey conducted by University of Michigan in 1998, the Philippines was ranked 12th among 54 countries in the world in terms of happiness index. Among Asian countries, it was ranked first. According to the survey, the top ten happiest nations in the world were Iceland, Sweden, the Netherlands, Denmark, Australia, Ireland, Switzerland, Great Britain and Venezuela.
91 Percent Proud to Be Filipinos In a survey conducted by Social Weather Stations (SWS) in November 2001, 57 percent of the 1,200 respondents said they were very proud to be Filipinos while 34 percent claimed they were proud of their national identity. Only 9 percent said they were not proud and 1 percent claimed they were not proud at all of becoming Filipinos. The respondents also cited the following qualities of the Filipinos: God-centered, industrious, faithful, has convictions, responsible, peaceful and law-abiding, and loving and caring.
World's 5th Largest Christian Population According to the book Top 10 of Everything, the Philippines had the world's 5th largest Christian population. As of 2000, the Philippines reportedly had 72.225 million Christians, comprising 93 percent of its total population then. Countries with larger Christian populations than the Philippines were the United States, Brazil, Mexico, and China. Most Filipinos remain Catholics. The Protestants comprise only 8 percent of the population although they were growing at a faster rate than any other religion in the country.
81.2 Million Filipinos The National Statistics Office (NSO) placed the Philippine population at 79.5 million at the start of 2002. This number is expected to grow by 1.7 million or over 2 percent annually to 81.2 million by the end of 2002. This makes the Philippines the world's 14th most populous country in the world behind China, with 1.3 billion people; India, 1 billion; United States, 288 million; Indonesia, 218 million; Brazil, 176 million; Pakistan, 149 million; Nigeria, 147 million; Russia, 143 million; Bangladesh, 136 million; Japan, 127 million; Mexico, 100 million; Germany 82 million; and Vietnam, over 81 million. About 93 percent of the Philippine population is Christian, while the rest belongs to Islam and other religions. In 1799, Spanish historians said there were only 1,502,574 people living in the Philippines.
Kahit na anong problema masaya pa rin tayong mga Pinoy kay nga siguro dami na natin ano? Pang labing apat na pala tayo sa pinakamalaki ang populasyon hindi naman kalakihan bansa natin. At least akahit ano pang sabihin nila malaking porsiyento ng Pinoy ang ikinararangal pa rin ang pagiging Pilipino nila. Siguro likas sa atin ang maging masayahin at palabiro kaya despite ng mga problema nakakasurvive pa rin ang ating bansa. At likas din sa atin ang magkamayroon ng debosyon sa ating relihiyon. Siguro malaki ring tulong ito para makayanan natin hirap ng buhay.
Heto mga patunay ng siste ng pinoy kahit sa pagnangalan ng negosyo nilang pamumuhunanan at pagkakakitaan:
Bread Pitt (a bakery)
Maruya Carey (a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt, Makati)
Caintacky Fried Chicken (an eatery in Cainta, Rizal)
Cooking ng Ina Mo (Resto in Mandaluyong)
Cooking ng Ina Mo Rin (Resto across the street from above!)
Mang Donald's (a burger joint at the Naga City Plaza)
Candies Be Love? (Can anything be sweeter than this ? )
Doris Day and Night (a 24-hour eatery)
Babalik KarinderiaHolland Hopia (Owned by Mr. Ho)
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia (owned by Mr. Po)
in ChinatownMiki Mao (a noodle house)
Tapsi Turbi (a tapa house)
Cleopata's (a manukan and bakahan)
Goto HeavenGoto Hell (serves spicier goto)
The Fried of Marikina (a fried chicken house)
Wrap and Roll (a lumpia outlet in Quad, Makati)
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni (a panciteria on Boni Ave., Mandaluyong)
Side-saki (a side street eatery besides Mandarin Oriental in Makati)
Let's Goat-Together (a kambingan-cum-beer garden)
Meating Place (a meat shop)
Automobili Ko (2nd hand car buy and sell shop)
Meatropolis (another meat shop)
Isda best, Pusit to the limit, and Hipon coming back (entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Yo Wash Up (another laundromat)
Pier Carding (a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila)
Elizabeth's TailoringThe Way We Wear (a boutique)
Curl Up and Dye (a beauty salon)
Goldilooks (a barber shop)
Goldirocks (a gravel and sand shop)
Sylvestre's SalonStomach Inn (motel in San Juan)
Bote Nga Sa 'Yo (used bottle shop)
Christopher Plumbing (your friendly neighborhood plumber)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (a video rental shop in Palawan)
Leon King Video Rental (in Las Pinas)
Memory Drug (a clone of Mercury Drug)
Petal Attraction (a flower shop near U.P. Diliman)
Susan's Roses (a flower shop, but of course!)
Maid to Order (maids placement agency)
Kik-Mai-Balls (food cart selling kikiam, siomai and fishballs)
Sa aking mga kapwa Pinoy tawanan natin ang problema. Huwag lang tayong maging complacent. Pagpatuloy ang paghahanap ng solusyon sa ating mga suliranin. Sana naman ang pagiging pinamakamasayang tao natin sa buong Asya ay mapaltan ng tayo na ang pinbakamasayang tao sa buong mundo sapagkat maunlad na ang ating bayan at tayong lahat ay sagana at sama-samang nabubuhay doon sa ating Inang Bayan.
Happiest People in Asia Despite the many problems hounding the Philippines, Filipinos still consider themselves as among the happiest people in the world. Results of regional surveys conducted by MTV-Asia, ACNielsen and the Economist magazine have indicated that Filipinos are the happiest people in Asia. But in the World Values Survey conducted by University of Michigan in 1998, the Philippines was ranked 12th among 54 countries in the world in terms of happiness index. Among Asian countries, it was ranked first. According to the survey, the top ten happiest nations in the world were Iceland, Sweden, the Netherlands, Denmark, Australia, Ireland, Switzerland, Great Britain and Venezuela.
91 Percent Proud to Be Filipinos In a survey conducted by Social Weather Stations (SWS) in November 2001, 57 percent of the 1,200 respondents said they were very proud to be Filipinos while 34 percent claimed they were proud of their national identity. Only 9 percent said they were not proud and 1 percent claimed they were not proud at all of becoming Filipinos. The respondents also cited the following qualities of the Filipinos: God-centered, industrious, faithful, has convictions, responsible, peaceful and law-abiding, and loving and caring.
World's 5th Largest Christian Population According to the book Top 10 of Everything, the Philippines had the world's 5th largest Christian population. As of 2000, the Philippines reportedly had 72.225 million Christians, comprising 93 percent of its total population then. Countries with larger Christian populations than the Philippines were the United States, Brazil, Mexico, and China. Most Filipinos remain Catholics. The Protestants comprise only 8 percent of the population although they were growing at a faster rate than any other religion in the country.
81.2 Million Filipinos The National Statistics Office (NSO) placed the Philippine population at 79.5 million at the start of 2002. This number is expected to grow by 1.7 million or over 2 percent annually to 81.2 million by the end of 2002. This makes the Philippines the world's 14th most populous country in the world behind China, with 1.3 billion people; India, 1 billion; United States, 288 million; Indonesia, 218 million; Brazil, 176 million; Pakistan, 149 million; Nigeria, 147 million; Russia, 143 million; Bangladesh, 136 million; Japan, 127 million; Mexico, 100 million; Germany 82 million; and Vietnam, over 81 million. About 93 percent of the Philippine population is Christian, while the rest belongs to Islam and other religions. In 1799, Spanish historians said there were only 1,502,574 people living in the Philippines.
Kahit na anong problema masaya pa rin tayong mga Pinoy kay nga siguro dami na natin ano? Pang labing apat na pala tayo sa pinakamalaki ang populasyon hindi naman kalakihan bansa natin. At least akahit ano pang sabihin nila malaking porsiyento ng Pinoy ang ikinararangal pa rin ang pagiging Pilipino nila. Siguro likas sa atin ang maging masayahin at palabiro kaya despite ng mga problema nakakasurvive pa rin ang ating bansa. At likas din sa atin ang magkamayroon ng debosyon sa ating relihiyon. Siguro malaki ring tulong ito para makayanan natin hirap ng buhay.
Heto mga patunay ng siste ng pinoy kahit sa pagnangalan ng negosyo nilang pamumuhunanan at pagkakakitaan:
Bread Pitt (a bakery)
Maruya Carey (a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt, Makati)
Caintacky Fried Chicken (an eatery in Cainta, Rizal)
Cooking ng Ina Mo (Resto in Mandaluyong)
Cooking ng Ina Mo Rin (Resto across the street from above!)
Mang Donald's (a burger joint at the Naga City Plaza)
Candies Be Love? (Can anything be sweeter than this ? )
Doris Day and Night (a 24-hour eatery)
Babalik KarinderiaHolland Hopia (Owned by Mr. Ho)
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia (owned by Mr. Po)
in ChinatownMiki Mao (a noodle house)
Tapsi Turbi (a tapa house)
Cleopata's (a manukan and bakahan)
Goto HeavenGoto Hell (serves spicier goto)
The Fried of Marikina (a fried chicken house)
Wrap and Roll (a lumpia outlet in Quad, Makati)
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni (a panciteria on Boni Ave., Mandaluyong)
Side-saki (a side street eatery besides Mandarin Oriental in Makati)
Let's Goat-Together (a kambingan-cum-beer garden)
Meating Place (a meat shop)
Automobili Ko (2nd hand car buy and sell shop)
Meatropolis (another meat shop)
Isda best, Pusit to the limit, and Hipon coming back (entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Yo Wash Up (another laundromat)
Pier Carding (a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila)
Elizabeth's TailoringThe Way We Wear (a boutique)
Curl Up and Dye (a beauty salon)
Goldilooks (a barber shop)
Goldirocks (a gravel and sand shop)
Sylvestre's SalonStomach Inn (motel in San Juan)
Bote Nga Sa 'Yo (used bottle shop)
Christopher Plumbing (your friendly neighborhood plumber)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (a video rental shop in Palawan)
Leon King Video Rental (in Las Pinas)
Memory Drug (a clone of Mercury Drug)
Petal Attraction (a flower shop near U.P. Diliman)
Susan's Roses (a flower shop, but of course!)
Maid to Order (maids placement agency)
Kik-Mai-Balls (food cart selling kikiam, siomai and fishballs)
Sa aking mga kapwa Pinoy tawanan natin ang problema. Huwag lang tayong maging complacent. Pagpatuloy ang paghahanap ng solusyon sa ating mga suliranin. Sana naman ang pagiging pinamakamasayang tao natin sa buong Asya ay mapaltan ng tayo na ang pinbakamasayang tao sa buong mundo sapagkat maunlad na ang ating bayan at tayong lahat ay sagana at sama-samang nabubuhay doon sa ating Inang Bayan.
10.08.2005
IELTS ENGLISH TEST
Requirement sa mga bansang Canada, Australia, New Zealand at Ireland ang English Test sa mga nagbabalak magmigrate sa mga bansang ito. May IELTS at may TOFEL ba yong isa kung di ako nagkakamali. Magpagyunpaman kinakailangan makuha mo at least ang points ng kanilang reuqirements. Kagaya sa New Zealand dapat maka 6.5 points ka sa General Training module (ang isang module ay Academic at ito ay para sa mga gustong magaral sa iabang bansa, at sa mga nurses, doctors at iba pang mas nangangailangnagn ng mas mataas na qualification sa kanilang English Test). Heto ang dalawa sa institution na nagbibigay ng English Test sa Pilipinas:
Ortigas Centre, Pasig CityBritish Council Pasig City - Test Centre
Address:IELTS Administrator10/F Taipan PlaceEmerald AvenueOrtigas Centre, Pasig City1605Tel: 63 2 9141011-14Fax: 63 2 9141020Email: ielts@britishcouncil.org.phWeb: http://www.britishcouncil.org.ph/Test Fee: Php 8.960
Makati City, Metro ManilaIDP Education Australia Philippines - Test Centre
Address:IELTS Administrator2nd Floor Pioneer House Makati108 Paseo de Roxas, Legaspi VillageMakati City, Metro Manila1229Tel: 63 2 816 0755Fax: 63 2 815 9875Email: info@manila.idp.comTest Fee: Pesos 8,928
What does IELTS mean?
International English Language Testing System.
What does the test consist of?
The IELTS Test consists of four parts designed to test all aspects of English language ability.
The parts are:
Listening (What you understand from spoken English you hear)
Writing (How you use written English to complete writing tasks)
Reading (What you understand from reading English passages); and
Speaking (How you express yourself in English).
What accents will I hear?
IELTS examines on International English so your speaking examiner and the listening test may include Australian, English, American, or other common accents in English.
Where will I get more information?
You will receive an IELTS Handbook upon registration, which has information on the IELTS testing system including the format of the various components of the test.
How can I get ready for my IELTS Test?
You can avail of a test preparation kit at the IDP office if you wish .IDP conducts IELTS Preparation Workshops on Saturdays before each test date. Registration fee is Pesos 2,000*in Manila).
Heto naman ang parang score mo o band na posibleng makluha at kung ano ang equivalent nito sa standard nila:
Interpretation of results
Each Band corresponds to a descriptive statement giving a summary of the English competence of a candidate classified at that level. Overall Band Scores can be reported in either whole or half Bands.
The nine bands and their descriptive statements are as follows:
9 Expert User Has fully operational command of the language: appropriate, accurate and fluent with complete understanding.
8 Very Good User Has fully operational command of the language with only occasional unsystematic inaccuracies and inappropriacies. Misunderstandings may occur in unfamiliar situations. Handles complex detailed argumentation well.
7 Good User Has operational command of the language, though with occasional inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings in some situations. Generally handles complex language well and understands detailed reasoning.
6 Competent UserHas generally effective command of the language despite some inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings. Can use and understand fairly complex language, particularly in familiar situations.
5 Modest User Has partial command of the language, coping with overall meaning in most situations, though is likely to make many mistakes. Should be able to handle basic communication in own field.
4 Limited User Basic competence is limited to familiar situations. Has frequent problems in understanding and expression. Is not able to use complex language.
3 Extremely Limited User Conveys and understands only general meaning in very familiar situations. Frequent breakdowns in communication occur.
2 Intermittent User No real communication is possible except for the most basic information using isolated words or short formulae in familiar situations and to meet immediate needs. Has great difficulty understanding spoken and written English.
1 Non User Essentially has no ability to use the language beyond possibly a few isolated words.
0 Did not attempt the test
Tulad ng ibang test pag nakakauha ka ng mas mataas mas maganda lalo na pag Canada ang target mo kasi may karagdagang points sa language category sa point system nila. Pwede kang magclaim ng 4 points (high) sa Reading, Listening, Writing and Speaking proficiency kung makakakuha ka ng band 7-9 sa nabanggit na category. Samantalang 2 points (moderate) kung band 5-6.9 band ang makuha mo sa IELTS.
Para sa karagdagang inpormasyon sa IELTS kahit nasaaang bansa kayo pasyalan ninyo ang website nila http://www.ielts.org/
Ortigas Centre, Pasig CityBritish Council Pasig City - Test Centre
Address:IELTS Administrator10/F Taipan PlaceEmerald AvenueOrtigas Centre, Pasig City1605Tel: 63 2 9141011-14Fax: 63 2 9141020Email: ielts@britishcouncil.org.phWeb: http://www.britishcouncil.org.ph/Test Fee: Php 8.960
Makati City, Metro ManilaIDP Education Australia Philippines - Test Centre
Address:IELTS Administrator2nd Floor Pioneer House Makati108 Paseo de Roxas, Legaspi VillageMakati City, Metro Manila1229Tel: 63 2 816 0755Fax: 63 2 815 9875Email: info@manila.idp.comTest Fee: Pesos 8,928
What does IELTS mean?
International English Language Testing System.
What does the test consist of?
The IELTS Test consists of four parts designed to test all aspects of English language ability.
The parts are:
Listening (What you understand from spoken English you hear)
Writing (How you use written English to complete writing tasks)
Reading (What you understand from reading English passages); and
Speaking (How you express yourself in English).
What accents will I hear?
IELTS examines on International English so your speaking examiner and the listening test may include Australian, English, American, or other common accents in English.
Where will I get more information?
You will receive an IELTS Handbook upon registration, which has information on the IELTS testing system including the format of the various components of the test.
How can I get ready for my IELTS Test?
You can avail of a test preparation kit at the IDP office if you wish .IDP conducts IELTS Preparation Workshops on Saturdays before each test date. Registration fee is Pesos 2,000*in Manila).
Heto naman ang parang score mo o band na posibleng makluha at kung ano ang equivalent nito sa standard nila:
Interpretation of results
Each Band corresponds to a descriptive statement giving a summary of the English competence of a candidate classified at that level. Overall Band Scores can be reported in either whole or half Bands.
The nine bands and their descriptive statements are as follows:
9 Expert User Has fully operational command of the language: appropriate, accurate and fluent with complete understanding.
8 Very Good User Has fully operational command of the language with only occasional unsystematic inaccuracies and inappropriacies. Misunderstandings may occur in unfamiliar situations. Handles complex detailed argumentation well.
7 Good User Has operational command of the language, though with occasional inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings in some situations. Generally handles complex language well and understands detailed reasoning.
6 Competent UserHas generally effective command of the language despite some inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings. Can use and understand fairly complex language, particularly in familiar situations.
5 Modest User Has partial command of the language, coping with overall meaning in most situations, though is likely to make many mistakes. Should be able to handle basic communication in own field.
4 Limited User Basic competence is limited to familiar situations. Has frequent problems in understanding and expression. Is not able to use complex language.
3 Extremely Limited User Conveys and understands only general meaning in very familiar situations. Frequent breakdowns in communication occur.
2 Intermittent User No real communication is possible except for the most basic information using isolated words or short formulae in familiar situations and to meet immediate needs. Has great difficulty understanding spoken and written English.
1 Non User Essentially has no ability to use the language beyond possibly a few isolated words.
0 Did not attempt the test
Tulad ng ibang test pag nakakauha ka ng mas mataas mas maganda lalo na pag Canada ang target mo kasi may karagdagang points sa language category sa point system nila. Pwede kang magclaim ng 4 points (high) sa Reading, Listening, Writing and Speaking proficiency kung makakakuha ka ng band 7-9 sa nabanggit na category. Samantalang 2 points (moderate) kung band 5-6.9 band ang makuha mo sa IELTS.
Para sa karagdagang inpormasyon sa IELTS kahit nasaaang bansa kayo pasyalan ninyo ang website nila http://www.ielts.org/
10.06.2005
LIPA CITY AND BATANGAS PROVINCE
Noong isang araw pagtawag ko sa amin nabanggit ng mother ko na inuumpisahan na ang isa pa uling Shopping Mall sa aming Bayan, Ang SM. Patatlo na itong shopping mall (nauna ang Fiesta Mall, tapos Robinson). Ako tuloy ay nagtatanong para bang maraming pera pa rin ang mga tao at hindi naghihirap ang buhay . Hindi naman kalakihan ang aming bayan may humigit kumulang lamang sa 200,000 ang populasyon, may mga iba pang establisyemento na pamilihan tulad ng City Public Market at ang nakapalibot ditong mga commercial establishment. Ano na kaya ang mangyayari dito sa mga magtitindang ito. mga maliliit na negosyante? Malaki na namang kabawasan ito sa kanilang market sapagkat nadoon na sa shopping mall mga kailangan mo with the comfort of an airconditoned enviroment. Batayan ba talaga ng progreso ang shopping mall?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Lipa City is a 1st class city in the province of Batangas, Philippines. It is one of the three chartered cities of Batangas province (the others being Batangas City and the City of Tanauan). It is situated 78 kilometers south of Manila. According to the 2000 census, it has a population of 218,447 people in 41,962 households.
REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
City of Lipa
Region: CALABARZON (Region IV-A)
Province: Batangas
Dates:Founded—Cityhood—June 20, 1947
Population:2000 census—193,460Density—900 per km²
Area: 209.4 km²
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Barangays: 72
Congressional districts: 4th Congressional District of Batangas province
Income Class: 1st class; urban
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Lipa City is bounded by the town of Santo Tomas in the northeast, San Pablo City of Laguna Province and San Antonio town of Quezon Province in the east, the municipalities of Padre Garcia and Rosario in the southeast, the municipalities of Ibaan and San Jose in the southwest, the municipaltities of Cuenca and Mataas Na Kahoy and Taal Lake in the west and the municipalities of Balete and Malvar in the northwest.
The city's location, in a valley located between two mountains - Mount Malarayat and Mount Makulot - makes it a low risk area. These two mountains serve as a wind breaker in times of typhoon. Mount Makulot at the western portion also served as shield of the city in times of eruption of Taal Volcano.
Lipa City is a major recretional, religious, commercial, industrial and educational center in central Batangas province, as shown with the presence in the city of entities like Nestle Philippines, De La Salle Lipa, the San Sebastian Cathedral (seat of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Lipa), the Carmelite Convent, Robinson's Place Lipa Mall and the world-class Mount Malarayat Golf and Country Club. The City is also home to the Fernando Air Base, the headquarters of the Philippine Air Force's 100th Training Wing and Air Education and Training Command (AETC).
Batangas
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Batangas is a province of the Philippines located on the southwestern part of Luzon in the CALABARZON region. Its capital is Batangas City and it is bordered by the provinces of Cavite and Laguna to the north and Quezon to the east. Across the Verde Island Passages to the south is the island of Mindoro and to the west lies the South China Sea.
REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
Province of Batangas
Region: CALABARZON (Region IV-A)
Capital: Batangas City
Founded: March 10, 1917
Population:2000 census—1,905,348 (9th largest)Density—602 per km² (7th highest)
Area: 3,165.8 km² (41st largest)
Divisions:Highly urbanized cities—0Component cities—3Municipalities—31Barangays—1,078Congressional districts—4
Languages: Tagalog, English language
Governor: Arman Sanchez (2004-2007)
Batangas is one of the most popular tourist destinations near Metro Manila. The province has many beaches and famous for excellent diving spots only a few hours away from Manila. Some of the more notable ones are Anilao in the Municipality of Mabini, Matabungkay in the Municipality of Lian Punta Fuego, Calatagan and Laiya in the Municipality of San Juan.
Found in the province is world-known Anilao(Mabini) and its many dive sites that are ideal for observing marine life, and outstanding for macro photography. Located only 110 kilometers south of Metropolitan Manila, it is very accessible by land or by sea.
Batangas is also where Taal Volcano, one of the Decade Volcanoes is located. The volcano has a water-filled crater and sits on an island in the center of Taal Lake, which geologists believe is an ancient caldera.
The town of Taal is famous for its hand embroideries, knives, and sausages; and it reigns as one of the two most culturally preserved sites of the Spanish colonial era in the Philippines.
Political
The governor of Batangas is Arman Sanchez. His wife Edna Sanchez, is the current Mayor. Since the Sanchezes were elected, Batangas attracted many business development programs and Santo Tomas, where the Governor hails from, became a city. Batangas is subdivided into 31 municipalities and 3 cities.
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Cities
Batangas City
Lipa City
Tanauan City
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Municipalities
Agoncillo
Alitagtag
Balayan
Balete
Bauan
Calaca
Calatagan
Cuenca
Ibaan
Laurel
Lemery
Lian
Lobo
Mabini
Malvar
Mataas Na Kahoy
Nasugbu
Padre Garcia
Rosario
San Jose
San Juan
San Luis
San Nicolas
San Pascual
Santa Teresita
Santo Tomas
Taal
Talisay
Taysan
Tingloy
Tuy
History
Long before the arrival of the Spaniards in the Philippines, large centers of population already thrived in Batangas. Native settlements lined the Pansipit River, a major waterway. The province had been trading with the Chinese since Yuan Dynasty until first phase of Ming Dynasty in the 13th and 15th century. Inhabitants of the province were also trading with Japan and India.
The present Batangueños are descendants of the Bornean datus, Datu Dumangsil and Datu Balensusa, who sailed from Borneo to Panay Island as far as Taal Lake. They organized the first Malay settlement at the mouth of Taal River. They eventually set up their own settlement in the place and founded the town of Taal in 1572. The towns of Balayan, Lipa, and Batangas were founded later.
In 1570, Spanish generals Martin de Goiti and Juan de Salcedo explored the coast of Batangas on their way to Manila and came upon a Malay sttlement at the mouth of Taal River. In 1572, the town of Taal was founded and its convent and stone church were constructed later.
Batangas was founded in 1581. Originally, it was composed of the present provinces of Batangas, Mindoro, Marinduque, southeast Laguna and Camarines. After several devastating eruptions of Taal Volcano, the smallest volcano in the world, the old Taal town site was buried. The capital was eventually transferred to Batangas (now a city) in 1754 where it has remained to date.
The name "Batangas" was derived from the word "batang," which is a term of the natives for the numerous logs found in the Calumpang River, the body of water that runs through the northeastern portion of the town and assumes the shape of a tuning fork.
Batangas was also among the first of the eight Philippine provinces to revolt against Spain and also one of the provinces placed under Martial Law by Spanish Governor General Ramon Blanco on August 30, 1896.
During the Spanish-American War, many Batangueños made their mark on history. Most notable of them are Apolinario Mabini, also known as the sublime paralytic and "Brains of the Revolution"; Marcela Agoncillo who made the present Philippine flag, and General Miguel Malvar who was recognized as the last Filipino general to surrender to the United States in the Philippine-American War.
Batangas first came to be known as Bonbon. It was named after the mystical and fascinating Taal Lake, which was also originally called Bonbon. Some of the earliest settlements in Batangas were established at the vicinity of Taal Lake.
In 1534, Batangas became the first practically organized province in Luzon. Balayan was the capital of the province for 135 years from 1597-1732. In 1732, it was moved to Taal, then the flourishing and most progressive town in the province.
Batangas was also one of the few provinces in the country which can boast of having a distinctive culture of its own. The song and dance repertoire called "kumintang" is of Batangas origin. Because of this, it came to be known as "La Provincia del Cumintang".
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Lipa City is a 1st class city in the province of Batangas, Philippines. It is one of the three chartered cities of Batangas province (the others being Batangas City and the City of Tanauan). It is situated 78 kilometers south of Manila. According to the 2000 census, it has a population of 218,447 people in 41,962 households.
REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
City of Lipa
Region: CALABARZON (Region IV-A)
Province: Batangas
Dates:Founded—Cityhood—June 20, 1947
Population:2000 census—193,460Density—900 per km²
Area: 209.4 km²
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Barangays: 72
Congressional districts: 4th Congressional District of Batangas province
Income Class: 1st class; urban
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Lipa City is bounded by the town of Santo Tomas in the northeast, San Pablo City of Laguna Province and San Antonio town of Quezon Province in the east, the municipalities of Padre Garcia and Rosario in the southeast, the municipalities of Ibaan and San Jose in the southwest, the municipaltities of Cuenca and Mataas Na Kahoy and Taal Lake in the west and the municipalities of Balete and Malvar in the northwest.
The city's location, in a valley located between two mountains - Mount Malarayat and Mount Makulot - makes it a low risk area. These two mountains serve as a wind breaker in times of typhoon. Mount Makulot at the western portion also served as shield of the city in times of eruption of Taal Volcano.
Lipa City is a major recretional, religious, commercial, industrial and educational center in central Batangas province, as shown with the presence in the city of entities like Nestle Philippines, De La Salle Lipa, the San Sebastian Cathedral (seat of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Lipa), the Carmelite Convent, Robinson's Place Lipa Mall and the world-class Mount Malarayat Golf and Country Club. The City is also home to the Fernando Air Base, the headquarters of the Philippine Air Force's 100th Training Wing and Air Education and Training Command (AETC).
Batangas
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Batangas is a province of the Philippines located on the southwestern part of Luzon in the CALABARZON region. Its capital is Batangas City and it is bordered by the provinces of Cavite and Laguna to the north and Quezon to the east. Across the Verde Island Passages to the south is the island of Mindoro and to the west lies the South China Sea.
REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
Province of Batangas
Region: CALABARZON (Region IV-A)
Capital: Batangas City
Founded: March 10, 1917
Population:2000 census—1,905,348 (9th largest)Density—602 per km² (7th highest)
Area: 3,165.8 km² (41st largest)
Divisions:Highly urbanized cities—0Component cities—3Municipalities—31Barangays—1,078Congressional districts—4
Languages: Tagalog, English language
Governor: Arman Sanchez (2004-2007)
Batangas is one of the most popular tourist destinations near Metro Manila. The province has many beaches and famous for excellent diving spots only a few hours away from Manila. Some of the more notable ones are Anilao in the Municipality of Mabini, Matabungkay in the Municipality of Lian Punta Fuego, Calatagan and Laiya in the Municipality of San Juan.
Found in the province is world-known Anilao(Mabini) and its many dive sites that are ideal for observing marine life, and outstanding for macro photography. Located only 110 kilometers south of Metropolitan Manila, it is very accessible by land or by sea.
Batangas is also where Taal Volcano, one of the Decade Volcanoes is located. The volcano has a water-filled crater and sits on an island in the center of Taal Lake, which geologists believe is an ancient caldera.
The town of Taal is famous for its hand embroideries, knives, and sausages; and it reigns as one of the two most culturally preserved sites of the Spanish colonial era in the Philippines.
Political
The governor of Batangas is Arman Sanchez. His wife Edna Sanchez, is the current Mayor. Since the Sanchezes were elected, Batangas attracted many business development programs and Santo Tomas, where the Governor hails from, became a city. Batangas is subdivided into 31 municipalities and 3 cities.
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Cities
Batangas City
Lipa City
Tanauan City
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Municipalities
Agoncillo
Alitagtag
Balayan
Balete
Bauan
Calaca
Calatagan
Cuenca
Ibaan
Laurel
Lemery
Lian
Lobo
Mabini
Malvar
Mataas Na Kahoy
Nasugbu
Padre Garcia
Rosario
San Jose
San Juan
San Luis
San Nicolas
San Pascual
Santa Teresita
Santo Tomas
Taal
Talisay
Taysan
Tingloy
Tuy
History
Long before the arrival of the Spaniards in the Philippines, large centers of population already thrived in Batangas. Native settlements lined the Pansipit River, a major waterway. The province had been trading with the Chinese since Yuan Dynasty until first phase of Ming Dynasty in the 13th and 15th century. Inhabitants of the province were also trading with Japan and India.
The present Batangueños are descendants of the Bornean datus, Datu Dumangsil and Datu Balensusa, who sailed from Borneo to Panay Island as far as Taal Lake. They organized the first Malay settlement at the mouth of Taal River. They eventually set up their own settlement in the place and founded the town of Taal in 1572. The towns of Balayan, Lipa, and Batangas were founded later.
In 1570, Spanish generals Martin de Goiti and Juan de Salcedo explored the coast of Batangas on their way to Manila and came upon a Malay sttlement at the mouth of Taal River. In 1572, the town of Taal was founded and its convent and stone church were constructed later.
Batangas was founded in 1581. Originally, it was composed of the present provinces of Batangas, Mindoro, Marinduque, southeast Laguna and Camarines. After several devastating eruptions of Taal Volcano, the smallest volcano in the world, the old Taal town site was buried. The capital was eventually transferred to Batangas (now a city) in 1754 where it has remained to date.
The name "Batangas" was derived from the word "batang," which is a term of the natives for the numerous logs found in the Calumpang River, the body of water that runs through the northeastern portion of the town and assumes the shape of a tuning fork.
Batangas was also among the first of the eight Philippine provinces to revolt against Spain and also one of the provinces placed under Martial Law by Spanish Governor General Ramon Blanco on August 30, 1896.
During the Spanish-American War, many Batangueños made their mark on history. Most notable of them are Apolinario Mabini, also known as the sublime paralytic and "Brains of the Revolution"; Marcela Agoncillo who made the present Philippine flag, and General Miguel Malvar who was recognized as the last Filipino general to surrender to the United States in the Philippine-American War.
Batangas first came to be known as Bonbon. It was named after the mystical and fascinating Taal Lake, which was also originally called Bonbon. Some of the earliest settlements in Batangas were established at the vicinity of Taal Lake.
In 1534, Batangas became the first practically organized province in Luzon. Balayan was the capital of the province for 135 years from 1597-1732. In 1732, it was moved to Taal, then the flourishing and most progressive town in the province.
Batangas was also one of the few provinces in the country which can boast of having a distinctive culture of its own. The song and dance repertoire called "kumintang" is of Batangas origin. Because of this, it came to be known as "La Provincia del Cumintang".
10.05.2005
OCTOBER 5 - GABRIEL'S BIRTHDAY
Seasons In The Sun
( Terry Jacks )
Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons
Out of time......
Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.
Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.
Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone
All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasonsOut of time......
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
Sana ako ang kumakanta nito namamalam sa anak at tatay ko pero patay na ang tatay ko at may isa akong anak na nauna pa sa akin. Blacksheep ako sa amin kahit ako ang panganay. Maraming kapilyuhan at katigasan ng ulo. Sa birthday na ito ni Baby Boom sana ang wish ko sa kanya ipanalangin niya na yong dalawa niyang kapatid ay di mapagaya sa daddy nila at maging mga good boy tulad ng lolo nila. Isa pa sana Baby tulungan mo rin ang pinsan mong ipinanganak na premature si Emmanuel na lumaking malusog at masiglang bata. Happy Birthday Baby Boom!
Every Wednesday novena masses are held for Our Mother of Perpetual Help and since it the birthday of Gabriel this year is the first Wednesday of October (which is incidentally the month of the Holy Rosary) inilagay ko ang website na may novena guide and prayers to Our Mother of Perpetual Help http://home.pacbell.net/polgas/novena.html
And how to pray the rosary http://www.medjugorje.org/rosary.htm
10.02.2005
CANADA IMMIGRATION
Canada immigration minister wants major changes 27 September 2005 Canada's Immigration Minister is pushing for major changes to the country's immigration system, according to government sources. If the changes are accepted, Canada will be bringing in more than 300,000 immigrants a year within five years, including more tradespeople such as pipefitters and truck drivers. The plan would eventually mean an increase of about 35 percent from current levels of more than 220,000 permanent residents a year. It also includes recruiting more people to work outside the largest cities and giving permanent status to more foreign nationals already here, such as university graduates who came on student visas. Immigration Minister Joe Volpe confirmed that he is preparing a proposal for the cabinet to decide on in October that includes those elements and "many more people," although he declined to give details. Other government sources indicated that Mr. Volpe has already made one presentation to cabinet on expanding the system, and is preparing a more specific proposal that includes multiyear targets for immigration that will within five years increase the numbers to at least 1 per cent of the population — more than 300,000. Prime Minister Paul Martin called for more immigration in a speech on 27 Sept., and Mr. Volpe said the government is discussing the details to be included in his department's annual plan, which must be submitted by Nov. 1. "[Mr. Martin] outlined an important vision statement that includes, as part, the work of my department," Mr. Volpe said in an interview. Provincial representatives, businesses, unions and others want changes in immigration, he said: "Give us more, and give us more of it around the country and make it fit the needs." Sources say Mr. Volpe intends to change the current practice of issuing a one-year target for the number of immigrants to multiyear targets to meet or exceed 1 per cent within five years. Although it will not scrap the current immigration system, which emphasizes university degrees, French and English-language skills, and ties to Canada, the new proposal would make more openings for tradespeople, in part through an expanded local and provincial role in selecting immigrants. He said that among other things, Canada's immigration system must fill a need for workers in local markets. "In some cases, it's just things that Canadians have lost the custom of doing," he said. "The one that comes up all the time is truck drivers." He said his department has focused on five themes: * Increasing the overall numbers. * Providing better service both in bringing in immigrants and issuing visas. * Matching immigrants with jobs needed to fill gaps in local markets. That also means allowing potential immigrants to get matching credentials in Canada before they apply, or before they are accepted. * Regionalizing so that areas outside major centres can recruit people they need. Mr. Volpe said that many communities envy the numbers that head to Toronto, because they see it as a "wealth-creation dynamic." * Keeping people who are already in Canada, for example by making it easier for people with student visas to stay after they graduate.
For more info on Canada's immigration policy go to their website www.cic.gc.ca
Sa aking mga kababayan. May ibang nagrereact kung bakit tungkol sa paglisan sa ating bansa ang aking inilalagay sa aking blog. May nagtagtag nga sa akin sa kanyang link at mukhang hindi nagugustuhan itong ginagawa ko. Magpagayunpaman patuloy ko itong gagawain sa layuning makatulong sa ating mga kababayan na hindi maligaw ng landas sa kanilang pagnanais na makapunta sa ibang bansa para humanap ng ikabubuhay ng kanilang pamilya. Hindi ko iniencourage kayo na lisanin ang ating bansa, ngunit kung talagang walang magagawa sana pagaralan ninyo ng husto ang inyong hakbang at ng hindi kayo mapahamak sa pagnanasang magkamayroon ng magandang kinabukasan. At kung kayo ay palarin sa inyong buhay sa bansang dayuhan huwag ninyo sanang kalimutan na iisa ang ating Inang Bayan at siya lang ang tunay nating bayan kung saan di tayo dayuhan.
Isa pang hindi ninyo alam, ako ay walang balak na manirahan dito sa ibang bansa. Tuwing anim na buwan nais kong bumalik sa Pilipinas at doon ko itigil ang anim na buwan. Tumitigil lang ako dito para matupad ko ang requirement for residency kasi ang hirap mag-tourist papunta rito. Napakaraming requisitos at pabago-bago policy. Para sa akin wala pa ring sasarap na manirahan sa sariling bayan pero kung ganito ng ganito ang kalagayan ng ating bansa dapat isalang-alang ang kinabukasan ng pamilya. Kaming mag-asawa ay di gusto ang buhay sa ibang bansa ginagawa lamang namin ito para sa mga bata. Kung dumating na ang sapat na gulang nila at kaya na nilang tumayo sa sarili nilang mga paa babalik na muli kami ng tuluyan sa ating bayan. Isa pang hindi ko nababanggit kung may choice kami noon sa Canada ko nais dalahin ang mga bata dito nga lang kami nagkamayroon ng pagkakataon sa New Zealand sapagkat ang kapatid ni Mrs. ay nandito.
For more info on Canada's immigration policy go to their website www.cic.gc.ca
Sa aking mga kababayan. May ibang nagrereact kung bakit tungkol sa paglisan sa ating bansa ang aking inilalagay sa aking blog. May nagtagtag nga sa akin sa kanyang link at mukhang hindi nagugustuhan itong ginagawa ko. Magpagayunpaman patuloy ko itong gagawain sa layuning makatulong sa ating mga kababayan na hindi maligaw ng landas sa kanilang pagnanais na makapunta sa ibang bansa para humanap ng ikabubuhay ng kanilang pamilya. Hindi ko iniencourage kayo na lisanin ang ating bansa, ngunit kung talagang walang magagawa sana pagaralan ninyo ng husto ang inyong hakbang at ng hindi kayo mapahamak sa pagnanasang magkamayroon ng magandang kinabukasan. At kung kayo ay palarin sa inyong buhay sa bansang dayuhan huwag ninyo sanang kalimutan na iisa ang ating Inang Bayan at siya lang ang tunay nating bayan kung saan di tayo dayuhan.
Isa pang hindi ninyo alam, ako ay walang balak na manirahan dito sa ibang bansa. Tuwing anim na buwan nais kong bumalik sa Pilipinas at doon ko itigil ang anim na buwan. Tumitigil lang ako dito para matupad ko ang requirement for residency kasi ang hirap mag-tourist papunta rito. Napakaraming requisitos at pabago-bago policy. Para sa akin wala pa ring sasarap na manirahan sa sariling bayan pero kung ganito ng ganito ang kalagayan ng ating bansa dapat isalang-alang ang kinabukasan ng pamilya. Kaming mag-asawa ay di gusto ang buhay sa ibang bansa ginagawa lamang namin ito para sa mga bata. Kung dumating na ang sapat na gulang nila at kaya na nilang tumayo sa sarili nilang mga paa babalik na muli kami ng tuluyan sa ating bayan. Isa pang hindi ko nababanggit kung may choice kami noon sa Canada ko nais dalahin ang mga bata dito nga lang kami nagkamayroon ng pagkakataon sa New Zealand sapagkat ang kapatid ni Mrs. ay nandito.
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