8.27.2005

Tanggerz at sa iba pang nangangantyaw na pag malamig ay naurong, heto ang patunay na habang nalamig hindi "paurong kundi pasulong". Nasaan ba ang mauunlad na bansa aber di nasa malalamig na bansa. Pag hindi ka naman ginanahan sa view iyan tuwing gabi na malamig at katabi mo ang iyong honey (laging para kang nag-hohoneymoon sa Baguio walang patayan ng aircon). Laging naninigas ang aking.......................................................
paa dahil sa lamig. Alam din ba niyo na pinakamataas na kumunsumo ng karne ay ang mga Kiwis kaya sila ay mga tigasin........................................................................................ ang mga ugat dahil sa rayuma at arthritis. Para sa aking mga kaibigan heto ang pruweba nireprint ko galing sa NEW ZEALAND HERALD newspaper dito sa NZ.

(the following article was published August 20, 2oo5 on New Zealand Herald)

Spiked drink victim: I'm still in love with her

20.08.05

The man whose fiancee spiked his drink to curb his allegedly rampant libido says the pair had "different requirements". This week in the Auckland District Court the lawyer acting for former Malaysian air hostess Mee Kwan Ng, 41, claimed her New Zealand fiance, Martin Walker, was demanding sex up to five times a day. But the JPs found there was insufficient evidence against Ng on a charge of administering a poison, namely antihistamine, with intent to cause inconvenience. Ng told police she put the antihistamine and other substances in Mr Walker's food and drinks to "slow him down". Public Defender Michael Corry told JPs that Ng had been trying to reduce Mr Walker's "extraordinary" sexual demands on her. But Mr Walker said in court that the allegation of demanding sex five times a day, at all times of day and night, was an exaggeration. He regretted the effect of the court case on both of them. "It has been so hurtful for her and it has been hurtful for me to lose her. I really loved her. She must have different requirements from me." Mr Walker told the JPs he believed Ng had laced his food and drink because she was trying to "dampen his romantic and sexual ardour". He said he was concerned at the reduced quantity and quality of sex so early in their relationship, but denied suggesting Ng return to Malaysia if she wasn't prepared to comply with his sexual requests. The couple met after being introduced by a mutual friend and began courting by email, him in Auckland and her in Kuala Lumpur. They met, holidayed together and got engaged but the relationship went downhill because of friction over the frequency of sex. Mr Walker was reluctant to discuss details of their relationship, saying he hoped Ng could be left alone to get over what had been a very bad year for both of them. He told the court that when he first became suspicious that his drinks were being doctored, he started taking samples for his GP. However, he continued to partially consume the beverages: "It was better to know something was happening and have her not to know that I knew." He also continued eating his meals. "They were very nice, until the last one," he told the JPs. After two mouthfuls Mr Walker detected a strong chemical smell and a gritty texture. He confronted Ng and then called the police. "At that point when she refused to acknowledge it I was worried about living in the same house, with her knowing I had already stored samples of the drink which I had told her that night." However, he told Mr Corry he now accepted that there was little or no toxicity in the samples and he did not believe she was trying to cause him any significant harm.

Hayan malinaw na malinaw kinakailangan pang lasunin o painom ng gamot para mabawasan ang hilig ng mga Kiwis. Hindi lang 3 pts. play kundi 5 pts. sa isang araw eh yang lalaki eh mahigit ng 50 years old kaya mo ba yan sa mainit na bansa, pag hindi ka naman natuyo at naiiga dehydration kamamatay mo. Sinusukuan ng mga partner. Pero tapat magmahal ha! Mahal pa rin ang babae kahit pa ano ang naganap. I rest my case. He, he, he,he!







17 comments:

Mmy-Lei said...

5 pts! As in 5 pts. lang...

tsk! tsk! tsk! ang hina pala!!! hehehe

DOPS said...

aba..aba...aba... ano tong mga sex, sex, se...na to? abaa....wag po kaung magkukuwento ng mga ganitot lalong nagiisa na lng ako dito...waaaahhhhh...heheheh

makapaghanap nga ng bagong partner as soon as possible..hahaha..jke ;)

atoy said...

Mmy Lei,
May partida pa yan o handicap jumijingle pa at 53 yrs old na ang lalaki mas bata ang babae.

atoy said...

dops,
pasensiya YM tiyaga ka na lang muna kay Mary Palmer. D2 Nz maraming available magsasawa ka walo ang dede.

Mmy-Lei said...

hahaha, Mary Palmer ha!...hahaha

KaDyo said...

mahina pala ang sales ng viagra dyan ka atoy hehehe. Mary Palmer? sino yun artista ba sa stet o sa UK *bawling*

atoy said...

MmY Lei,
Are u familiar with Mary is she your diving buddy? I can see she is your acquaintance wtih the way you laugh.
KaDyo,
totoo ka mahina ang sale d2 ng V. Mahilig dito kasi ang mga tao at sawa sa gatas kaya matitigas.....
ang tuhod. Otsenta anyos nga dito nagmamaneho pa at naggogrocery mag-isa. Bakit ba napakasikat niyang si Mary hindi mo kilala. Akala ko pa naman diyan sa Saudi siya ang pinasikat sa mga boys jan kasi sobrang higpit.

atoy said...

dops,
wag ka mabubugnot baka di kasanay sa biruang green joke. Pasensiya na sa iyong mga mmy at daddy puro mga berde ang isip. Wag ka sanang magmamana at tutulad sa amin. Ipagpatuloy mo ang iyong malinis na kaisipan at wag kang padadala sa maling impluwensiya.

DOPS said...

hahaha...Ma Atoy, tawa ako ng tawa sa sinabi mo...Mary Palmer, ha...di na talaga ako maka-tago sayo...bistado!!!!!!!!! hahahha...oppps...

nga pla, sa Saudi, di masyado sikat si Mary? impossible! ah...bka kase 'bawal' kase muslim...

walang kaso po mang-Atoy, game po ako sa berdehan, hahaha...

DarkBlak said...

hek hek hek.... di na kailangan ng kung ano-anong gamot :)

atoy said...

D.B.
Ginagamitan nga ng gamot pampalabot hindi pa rin tumatalab kaya pati lason sa daga sinubukan dahil hand ups na ang kapartner. Aarawin ka ba naman at 5 times a day. Pag hindi naman nang hapdi....ang ung sikmura dahil wala ka ng pagkakataong kumain, kakukulbit. "Ney isa pa nga, he magtigil ka wala kang kasawa-sawa. Kiss na lang. Kiskis mo sa pader, hek, hek, hek (tawang D.B. na minana ni AllBlack hek hek hek, tawang Tanggerz, hik, hik, hik)

atoy said...

P.S.
Tanggerz bakit ka nawawala lasing ka na naman yata, me hangover ikaw pa naman ang starring dito sa kuwento ko, putahe ito para sa iyo.

Tanggero said...

tama ka Ka atoy! may hang over. Inuman kasi nung sabado ng gabi hanggang 6am ng umaga. Tapos tulog ng buong sunday,di na nakapag simba.
Nabasa ko na nga ito dati. Malupet nga. Gawa nga ba yan ng karne? ng baka? o ng lamig?

deng said...

ka atoy baka sa tabloid yan? hehhehe... dito dami din ganyan wento sa tabloid nga lang at mga dyaryong kolorum!! hehhe oo may mga dyaryong kolorum n dito sa pinas!!

kung malamig masarap talaga yun _.........
malufet p din pinoy!! hahahhaha only tropical country lang ata ang pinas na ang mga tao lassengo at mahilig din... yun ngan nafeature na nakatirang mag asawa sa kariton, 7 ang anak eh. hehheheh..... ang init nun!! una malamng bihira yun makaligo, pangalawa ang sikip sa kariton, pangatlo bka araw araw lashing para di ini-inda ang kati, lagkit sa katawan. sasamahan lang ng gin bulag, ayus!! inheat na!! laging fresh!! kya siguro naka pitong anak! hahahhaha

deng said...

5 times a day at his age? malufet nga!! hahaha kya ko pa kaya pag ganun age? ang maka 5 times na.....
laro ng basket ball?

hihihiih

goryo4u said...

Malupet nga iyang si Mr. Walker. Hindi kaya meron lahing kuneho at hindi kiwi ang nasa dugo niyang si Mr. 5 times a day. Pambihira talagang kakayahan ang taglay ng taong iyan, Lalo na sa edad na 50.

Marahil nga ay dala ng lamig ng panahon ang pagiging aktibo niya sa kwarto. Katulad din sa ‘Pinas… kapag umuulan, malamig… at kapag malamig, malambing ang mga tinamaan ng kulog na katulad ko.

Ngunit malaki din ang pagkakaiba ng Pinoy at Kiwi. Kung karne ang kailangan ni Mr. Walker para maging tigasin, para kay Pedro naman ay dalawang malamig na boteng beer lang ay sigaradong ‘pasok ang transmisyon sa karburador’.

Mabuhay ang mga Kiwi’s!

Mabuhay ang mga Kuneho!

atoy said...

Tanggerz,
bawasan mo barik, inom ka na lang gatas para ikaw lakas, tagal tatag.
Deng,
paano kaya yon sa kariton tapos pito pa ang anak? Malupet, matindi
Goryo4u,
Sa susunod mababasa mo naman K.K.K. hindi yan katipunan kundi Kiwing Kabayong Kuneho kahit beterana kayang isatisfied.