THREE MUSKETEERS

INCOGNITO

Dahil po sa insistent public demand ng aking kauna-unahang gf sa blogging world, anak, nakakabatang kapatid, pamangkin, dyowa, mortal enemy na muntik na akong ipakulam eh! (parang incestous yata relationship natin, magagalit na naman mga moralista at mga self righteous) napilitan po akong mag-post ng aking pics, bagamat labag man po sa aking kalooban dahil nais ko pong maging incognito dahil sa patong-patong na kaso ng estafa na tinakasan ko sa Pilipinas kaya nga po ako nagpakalayo at namundok dito sa Otago, para mag-tago. (mahilig po kasi ako sa 5-6 at mangutang sa bumbay, sana manawari di sila nag-bloblog para di nila ako matrace).
Sa 'yo kaibigan na may psychic power at madalas kong maka-ugnayan through our mental telepathy (lugi sa atin mga telephone companies dahil sa ating pambahirang kakayahan) alam mo na siguro ang iniisip ko (kelan mo kaya padadala ang datung na inuutang ko?). Saka ko na lang ipopost ang meme sapagkat nagpapameme pa ako ng aking anak, dahil sa hindi ako nakameme ng husay ka gabi sapagkat ipinaghele ko sa duyan ng kalangitan kanyang nanay, upang mapasarap ang kanyang meme at kami ay makarame!

BLUEBERRY HILL

Blueberry Hill

(A.Lewis / L.Stock / V.Rose)

I found my thrill
On Blueberry Hill
On Blueberry Hill
When I found you

The moon stood still
On Blueberry Hill
And Lingered until
My dreams came true

The wind in the willows played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those vows we made
They were never to be

Through we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Blueberry Hill

The wind in the willows played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those vows we made
They were never to be

Through we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Blueberry Hill

Oh you were my thrill on Blueberry Hill

HINDI SUMISIBOL ANG KABUTI NG WALANG KATABI.....

Sabi ng mamay ko hindi sumisibol ang kabuti ng walang katabi. Napatunayan ko ito dalawang sunod-sunod na araw. Dalawang milyonaryo sa loob ng dalawang sunod-sunod na araw sa Game KNB? Ang unang nanalo ay talagang magpalad sapagkat siya ay isang pharmacist at sinuwerteng ang napatanong sa kanya ay halamang gamot sa pilipinas. Yon namang pangalawang nanalo ang napatanong sa kanya ay mga mga brand ng relo. Anim na letra na nabigyan nila ng katumbas ng tamang kasagutan. Anim na kasagutan na katumbas ng isang milyon. Kaya ba ninyong maging milyonaryo katulad nila? Bigyan ng tamang kasagutan ang mga sumusunod na letra sa kategoryang napatoka sa kanila, sa loob ng 60 segundo.

PINOY MEDICINAL PLANTS
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INTERNATIONAL WRISTWATCH BRANDS
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LET YOUR LOVE FLOW

ARTIST: Bellamy Brothers

TITLE: Let Your Love Flow

Lyrics

There's a reason for the sunshine sky
And there's a reason why I'm feelin' so high
Must be the season when that love light shines
All around us


So let that feeling grab you deep inside
And send you reeling where your love can't hide
And then go stealing through the moon-lit nights
With your lover

{Refrain}

Just let your love flow like a mountain stream
And let your love grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your love show and you'll know what I mean
It's the season
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all living things
And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean
That's the reason


There's a reason for the warm sweet nights
And there's a reason for the candle lights
Must be the season when those love rites shine
All around us
So let the wonder take you into space
And lay you under its loving embrace
Just feel the thunder as it warms your face
You can't hold back

{Refrain twice}

MEME, Ang Dame di 2loy ako nakameme napuyat

FIRST NAME? RAY
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Maybe after the sun god of ancient Egypt RA
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No parang kinaykay ng manok. sana naging doktor na lang ako para tamang tama sa prescription yong kavibes ko lang na pharmacist ang pwedeng bumasa.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH? rice, sinigang na maliputo, kare-kare, dessert manggang hinog (pag nasa pilipinas)
IF YOU’RE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD U BE FRIENDS W/ YOU? SIYEMPRE, magkavibes kami kasi iisa ang ugali namin at hilig, lagi siguro kaming nagpapalap dance, ok na ok may katropa ako.
DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? NO
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not a lot
DO U STILL HAVE TONSILS? Yes
DO U WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO U?(sic)
WHAT COLOR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black pants, black shoes (all blacks kasi paborito dito dahil sa rugby, pati jacket at hats.
FAVORITE DRINKs? watah and milk
HUGS OR KISSES? kisses lalo na kung wet at may kasamang lengua na pumupulupot na parang sawa.
FAVORITE SPORT? the same as sa nagpasa ng memeng ito sa akin. may mas gaganda pa ba sa sports na ito na multi discipline. pinaghalong basketball (shoot sabay dribble) wrestling na graeco roman at professional, gymnastic at acrobatics name it and ang sports na paborito namin have all the thrills and spills.
SPECIAL TALENTtAlingted ako may sa sentido,sa noo, sa tenga, sa pusod, at doon sa dulo ng aking.............
YOUR EYE COLOR? brown
HAT SIZE? La"HAT" basta bigay, ganda siguro baseball cap mula sa ibat ibang bansa galing sa mga kablog.
.WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Corn Flakes, Kornik (cereal ba yon), and Jack the Ripper (di ba cereal killer siya), Sex in the City (HBo cereal)
?DO U THINK YOU’RE STRONG? no i am weak lalo na sa mga girls
.WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? dirty ice cream
SHOE SIZE? 9 1/2
RED OR PINK? depende pag blouse pink pag panty red!
WHAT’S THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT URSELF? sakitin. para malinaw hindi sex kitten
WHO DO U MISS THE MOST? my late son Raymond Gabriel.
LAST THING YOU ATE? Chicken teriyaki and cherries and kisses chocolate
WHAT SOUNDS YOURE HEARING RIGHT NOW? the sound of our heat inverter kasi winter ngayon and T.V. sa music Bee Gees, River Maya at Eraser Head.
IF YOURE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD U BE? Blue
FAVORITE SMELL? Babaeng bagong paligo, talagang ligo hindi yong wisik wisik lang at bagong shampoo at conditioner
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Oo naman ang talas kasi at ang haba ng balisong na nakatutok sa akin sa totoo lang crush ko nga siya wag lang magalit si superman.!FAVORITE FOOD? lumpiang sariwa.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Red vibe diaries 4 adults (KU walang na gang iba asan na si keilani lei)
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? white
.SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
FAVORITE DESSERT? tropical fruits
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? History Bytes.
.WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Who wants to be a millionaire
THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME? Sky city And Wharf Casino.
WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? August 7, Lipa Puricultural Center, Lipa City
.WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Nao n 4ever (Air Supply ang kantang background)

GAME KA NA GA?

Bagong buwan, bagong pakulo muna tayo. Maglaro muna tayo at alamin ang inyong I.Q. Dahil sa kapapanood ko ng mga gameshow nakaisip ako ng isang game. Ang mananalo dito ay magkakamit ng gift certificate mula sa "Tres Amigos" parlor na nasa Arlington tapat ng La Loma. Kaya Kapamilya, handa na ga kayo? GAY KA NA GA? GAY NA!
Ibigay ang kahulugan ng mga sumusunod na salitang dingga.
1.Lafang
2.daot
3.Purita Kalaw
4.Lucrecia Kasilag
5.Lupita Kashiwaraha
6.Luz Valdez
7.Winnie Santos
8.Janno Gibbs
9.Anjo Yllana
10.Bitter Ocampo
11.Pagoda Cold wave lotion
12.Washington
13.Jowa
14.Charing
15.Crayola
16.Charing
17.Okray
18.Chova
19.Charot
20.Boots Babushka.