10.18.2005

SAMUT SARING KABALBALAN

Para kay Ka Huse, ng hindi naman tayo masyadong seryoso at light nagpost uli ako ng isa sa araw na ito. Hindi na muna ako makata eh, komikerong pulpol na laang kahit gamit na gamit na mga dyoks at acronym na ito.

Use Parachute in a Sentence
Isang araw, naglalaro ang magkaibigang sina Pedro at Juan ng USE IT IN A SENTENCE...Pedro: Juan, use PARACHUTE in a sentence...Juan: PARACHUTE IN A SENTENCE? PARACHUTE is a device use for emergency landing...Pedro: Aba maganda ah... Pero ito mas maganda...Juan: Sige nga, use PARACHUTE in a sentence...Pedro: Eto oh! Use PARACHUTE in a sentence: 'Ling wag ka malikot PARA SHOOT(chute

Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.DHope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.Love Is Beautiful; You Also
.F.R.A.N.C.E.Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A.Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
.E.G.Y.P.T.Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A.Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A.May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G.Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N.May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S.I Miss U, Sweetheart
.P.A.S.I.G.Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
.C.E.B.U.Change Everything... But Us.

.P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
.T.O.N.D.O.Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y.Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N.'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
.M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
.J.A.P.A.NJump And Play All Night
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!


9 comments:

DOPS said...

hahhaha...grabe namn yang sa pinas! pero ok un ha, un pinaka mabenta, hehehe

musta jan? hehehhe

KaDyo said...

hahaha fafa nagulat tuloy yung katabing cubicle ko sa katatawa, sabi lika basahin mo. dalawa na tuloy kaming parang timang na tawa ng tawa sa harap ng pc ko

racky said...

ba't wala ang Germany? Makabayan ka talaga faffi, Philippines is great. hihihi

salamat fafatoy, ngayon may katuturan na ang post mo dahil kami ay humahalakhak na uli dito sa bahay mo (kahit kornik, u-oh)
mayroon talagang mga pipol na di natututo (si Gary V. ba yon?)

antigo na ba ang mga jokes na 'yan?... parang ngayon ko lang 'ata nabasa! hmmm...

Ka Uro said...

pareng atoy, yung ibig sabihin ng SAN MIGUEL BEER, natatandaan mo pa ba? "Sa Aming Nayon May Isang..." ewan nakalimutan ko na eh.

Flex J! said...

Langya!!! gulong ako sa kakahalakhak!!

Grabe ang pinas.....

rachel said...

Ang CORNY mo kuya!!!! hehehe.... pero sweet na rin yung iba dyan lalo na po pag may kasamng lambing.... hehehe...

Huseng Busabos said...

Natatandaan ko yung sa San Miguel KU - pero Ka Atoy ikorek mo na lang kung mali.
S - Sa
A - aming
N - Nayon

M - may
I - Isang
G - Gago
U - Uminom
E - Eh
L - Lasing

P - Pati
A - Ako
L - Lasheng
E - Eh!

P - Patih
I - Ikaw
L - Lasheng
S - So
E - Eng
N - Nangyari

B - Bawat
O - Order,
T - Trobol
T - Trobol
L - Lashing
E - Eh!
D - Di

B - Ba!
Y - Yes!

DarkBlak said...

hehehe ayus sa mga kabalbalan, hehehe :D

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